Well, howdy there! Let me tell ya ’bout these here… what do ya call ’em… horror movie shot glasses. Yeah, that’s it. Fancy name for somethin’ you pour liquor into, ain’t it?
Now, I ain’t much for them scary movies myself. Too much jumpin’ and screamin’ for this old gal. But these little glasses, well, they got pictures of all them spooky fellas on ’em. You know, the ones with the masks and the knives and such.
Where do ya find ’em? I hear tell you can get ’em online. Some place called “Amazon” I think it was. My grandson, he’s always buyin’ stuff there. Says they got everything. And free shippin’ too! Can ya believe that? They just bring it right to your door. Back in my day, you had to walk five miles uphill both ways just to get a sack of flour!
They got all sorts, so they do. Unique ones, they say. Custom ones too, if you’re fancy. I seen one with that fella… what’s his name… Freddy somethin’. Had a burnt-up face, real nasty lookin’. And another one with that masked fella who likes to stab folks. Michael Myers, that’s it. Scary business, I tell ya. But folks seem to like it, I guess.
- What are they good for? Well, drinkin’, mostly. My grandson, he says folks use ’em for parties. Fill ’em up with whiskey or somethin’ stronger. Then they watch them scary movies and take a shot every time someone screams or gets killed. Sounds like a good way to end up with a headache, if you ask me.
- Are they expensive? I don’t rightly know. Some probably cost more than others. My grandson said they had some on sale, half-price even! But I reckon if they’re good quality, they’ll cost ya a pretty penny. Like them good china dishes, you know? The ones you only use on special occasions.
Now, I ain’t much for drinkin’ myself. A little bit of sherry now and then, that’s about it. But I can see why folks like these shot glasses. They’re kinda fun, I guess, in a spooky sort of way. And they make good gifts, so I hear. If you know someone who likes them horror movies, you could get ‘em a set of these glasses. They’d probably appreciate it.
My grandson says watching them movies gets your heart pumpin’. Makes you all excited and brave-like. Says it’s like being in a fight or somethin’. I don’t know about all that. Sounds dangerous to me. I’d rather sit on the porch and watch the birds.
But these glasses ain’t just for drinkin’, you know. My grandson said that some folks collect them. Like stamps or baseball cards, I guess. They put ‘em up on a shelf and just look at ‘em. Each to their own, I always say. It takes all kinds to make a world.
Anyways, if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ a little different, somethin’ a little spooky, then these here horror movie shot glasses might be just the thing. Just don’t blame me if you end up havin’ nightmares!
Where else might ya find them? Well, aside from that Amazon place, I reckon you could find ’em in them fancy stores, the ones that sell all sorts of knick-knacks. You know, the kind of stores where they got things you don’t need but you buy anyway? And maybe them antique stores too. Sometimes they got old things that are kinda spooky lookin’.
But if you really want to find the best ones, the really unique ones, then you gotta do some searchin’. Go online, ask around, check them stores. You never know what you might find. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find one with my picture on it! Just kiddin’, of course. I ain’t scary enough for that.
So that’s about all I know about them horror movie shot glasses. They’re for drinkin’, they’re for collectin’, they’re for scarin’ yourself silly, I guess. Whatever floats your boat, right? Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
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