Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here horror movies, the ones with all the… you know… the naked people. My old man, he wouldn’t let me watch ‘em, said it was the devil’s work. But now, well, I’m old enough to do what I please, ain’t I?
Scary movies and… you know…
Seems like some folks just can’t get enough of them scary movies, especially the ones where folks ain’t got no clothes on. I don’t rightly understand it, but they say it’s a thing, like peanut butter and jelly, they say. Horror and… ahem… intimacy, they go together, I guess. I seen some of them myself, hidin’ behind the couch when the old man wasn’t lookin’.
- Some of them, they just got a little bit, you know, peek-a-boo stuff.
- Others, well, they’re practically… you know… showin’ it all. Makes a body blush, it does.
I heard tell of a movie, somethin’ about a fella findin’ an old film, somethin’ terrible happened on it a long time ago. Folks say it was real scary, and I bet it had some of that… you know… nakedness too. They always do, seems like.
Then there’s them movies that are so bad, the story ain’t worth a lick, but they throw in some… you know… skin to keep folks watchin’. Like that one about the cannibals, or somethin’. Heard it was awful bloody, and… well, you get the picture.
Is it scary or is it… you know… spicy?
Sometimes, I can’t rightly tell if it’s supposed to be scary or… you know… spicy. Like that one about the witches, somethin’ about a virgin witch. Heard it was both, I reckon. Scary and… well, you know.
And every October, they come out with new ones, these scary movies with all the… nakedness. It’s like they know folks want a little fright with their… you know… peep show. Don’t ask me why, folks are strange.
Some folks, they like to make lists of these movies, votin’ on which ones got the most… you know what. They talk about erotic horror, like it’s somethin’ fancy. But to me, it’s just scary movies with folks takin’ their clothes off. Plain and simple.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s right or wrong, mind you. Folks can watch what they please, long as they ain’t hurtin’ nobody. But me, I still prefer a good old-fashioned ghost story, one where you gotta use your imagination instead of… well, you know. But sometimes, a little… ahem… excitement ain’t so bad, keeps things interesting, don’t it?
Anyways, that’s just my two cents on these here horror movies with all the… nakedness. Take it or leave it, I don’t care none. I’m just tellin’ it like it is, the way I see it. And if you ask me, some folks just got too much time on their hands, makin’ and watchin’ such things. But hey, to each their own, I always say.
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