Hey there, y’all! Let’s talk about them MGM horror movies, you know, the scary ones? I ain’t no fancy movie critic or nothin’, but I do love a good fright now and then, the kind that makes you jump right outta your seat!
So, MGM, they got all sorts of spooky flicks. I heard tell there’s this place called *, where you can find all sorts of horror movies. Sounds like a scary place to be, that *, but they say it’s got a bunch of filters and stuff. You could spend a whole hour just lookin’ around! Now, I ain’t got no time for that fancy computer stuff, but my grandkid, they’re always on that thing.
And speaking of spooky, they got them Halloween movies, like Halloween H20. I ain’t seen that one, but I heard it’s got a sequel, Halloween: Resurrection. They say it’s so bad it’s good, whatever that means. It’s on somethin’ called MGM+, sounds fancy, like somethin’ for rich folks. Probably costs a pretty penny, but my grandkid says they got all sorts of movies on there.
Now, I like my movies organized, you hear? Can’t stand no mess. They say these movie lists, they’re organized by date, and they update ’em every day. That’s good, keeps things tidy. And that Rotten Tomatoes, they got a list of the top 100 horror movies on MGM+. Top 100! That’s a whole lotta scarin’ goin’ on. They got scores and popularity and all that, but I just wanna know if it’s gonna make me scream.
- Classic Scares: You know, the old-timey ones, black and white, maybe with a creaky door or two. They say MGM+ has got some of them “classic favorites”. I remember watchin’ some of them when I was a young’un. Scared the bejesus outta me then, and they still give me the chills now.
- Newfangled Frights: Then there’s the new stuff, all fancy with their special effects and whatnot. They call ’em “new releases”. Don’t know if they’re any scarier than the old ones, but they sure do look real.
- That Carrie Movie: Oh, and I heard about this movie called Carrie. It’s about this shy girl, Carrie White, and her crazy mama. The mama’s real religious, like fire and brimstone and all that. And the girl, well, she’s got some… powers, I guess you’d call ’em. Scary stuff, let me tell ya. Heard they remade it with some young actress, Chloe somethin’-or-other. Julianne Moore played the mama, that I know. She’s good at playin’ them intense characters.
I tried lookin’ for these movies online once, but it’s all so complicated. My grandkid tried showin’ me, but it’s just too much. They told me you can order these movies online, from somethin’ called a “Movies & TV Store.” They say there’s only a few left in stock sometimes, so you gotta order quick. But I ain’t got time for all that rushin’ around. I’d rather just sit down with a cup of tea and a good ol’ scary movie on the TV.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a good scare, MGM+ sounds like the place to be. They got all sorts of horror movies and TV shows, from the classics to the new stuff. Whether you like ghosts or monsters or creepy kids with powers, they got somethin’ for everyone. Just make sure you got a blanket to hide under, ’cause some of them movies, they’ll give you nightmares for a week!
And if you find yourself on that *, well, good luck to ya. Just don’t get lost in there, you hear? It sounds like a mighty spooky place. Me? I’ll stick to my TV and my tea. That’s scary enough for me.
So that’s the lowdown on them MGM horror movies, as best as I can tell ya. Ain’t nothin’ fancy, just good ol’ fashioned scares. And that’s all there is to it.
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