Alright, alright, listen up ya’ll. You’re sittin’ there, starin’ at that Netflix thingy, scratchin’ your head like a chicken with a bug up its butt. Too many shows, right? Drives ya crazy! So, I got this here quiz for ya, gonna help you figure out what darn show to watch. No more wastin’ time, just good ol’ TV time.
First thing’s first, what kinda mood you in?
- You feelin’ all lovey-dovey and wanna see some smoochin’?
- Maybe you’re itching for a good laugh, somethin’ silly?
- Or perhaps you’re in the mood for some shootin’ and bang-bang action?
- Or maybe, just maybe, you wanna learn somethin’, like them history shows? (Though why you’d wanna do that is beyond me.)
Pick one, now don’t be greedy!
Okay, now, let’s talk about folks. Who you wanna see on that there screen?
- You like them pretty young things, all full of pep?
- Or maybe you prefer them older folks, with wrinkles and all that?
- How about them tough guys, always grunting and punchin’?
- Or maybe them smarty-pants types, always talkin’ fancy?
Got it? Good. Hold that thought.
Next up, what kinda stories do you like?
- You like that lovey-dovey stuff, you know, boy meets girl, they fall in love, blah blah blah?
- Maybe you like a good mystery, folks gettin’ killed and you gotta figure out who done it?
- Or maybe you like them fantasy things, with dragons and magic and whatnot? (Don’t make no sense to me, but you young folks like it.)
- How about them real-life stories, about real people doin’ real things?
Almost done, bear with me. How much time you got?
- You got all day? Wanna binge-watch somethin’ for hours and hours?
- Or maybe you just got an hour or two, before bed or somethin’?
- Or maybe you just want a quick little show, somethin’ you can finish in one sittin’?
Alright, last question, I promise. You like them old shows or them new ones?
- You like them classics, the ones your grandma used to watch?
- Or maybe you want somethin’ brand new, somethin’ nobody’s seen yet?
- Or maybe you don’t care, as long as it’s good?
Okay, now that you’ve answered all them questions, let’s figure out what darn show you should watch. If you picked mostly lovey-dovey stuff, well, then you should watch one of them romance shows. Netflix got a bunch of ’em. If you picked mostly funny stuff, go watch a comedy. There’s this show about a game show, somethin’ about bull… somethin’ or other. Heard it’s funny. If you picked shootin’ and bang-bang, go watch an action movie or a crime show. Lots of them on there. If you picked learnin’ stuff, well, I can’t help ya there. Go find a book or somethin’.
And if you picked all sorts of different things, well then, you’re just gonna have to keep scrollin’ through Netflix until you find somethin’ that tickles your fancy. That’s what I do half the time anyway.
Now, here’s the thing. Don’t go blamin’ me if you don’t like the show I “picked” for you. This ain’t no science, you know. It’s just a silly little quiz to help you narrow things down. At the end of the day, you gotta watch what you wanna watch. Don’t let nobody tell you otherwise. And if you end up watchin’ somethin’ you hate, well, just turn it off and find somethin’ else. It ain’t rocket surgery.
And one more thing, don’t spend too much time starin’ at that there TV. Go outside, get some fresh air, talk to some folks. That’s more important than any darn TV show, let me tell ya.
Alright, I’m done talkin’ now. Go on, get watchin’. And don’t forget to eat your vegetables!
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