Alright, alright, let’s talk about this The Decameron thing on Netflix. You know, the one with all them fancy folks in olden times. I watched it, I did. Took me a while, mind you, what with all the chores and such, but I got through it.
Now, first off, let me tell ya, it ain’t for the faint of heart. There’s a whole lotta… well, you know… skin. Lots of naked bodies running around, doin’ all sorts of things. I ain’t gonna lie, made me blush a few times, even at my age. Makes ya wonder what them fancy city folks were gettin’ up to back then. They sure were a wild bunch, that’s for sure.
The story, well, it’s kinda hard to follow sometimes. Seems like a bunch of rich folks hidin’ out from some sickness, tellin’ stories to pass the time. And them stories, oh my! Some are funny, some are sad, and some are just plain… spicy. You know what I mean. Lots of talk about love and whatnot, but not the kind of love we talk about in church, no sirree. It’s the kind that gets you into trouble, the kind that makes you sweat under your collar.
- There’s this one story ’bout a nun… Can you believe it? A nun! And she’s doin’ things that… well, let’s just say she ain’t prayin’, that’s for sure.
- And then there’s another one about some fella who’s got two lovers. Two! Can you imagine? He’s sneakin’ around, tellin’ lies, tryin’ to keep ’em both happy. Sounds like a whole lotta work to me.
- And don’t even get me started on them young boys running around naked in the market. What kind of mama lets her kids do that? I tell ya, the world’s gone crazy.
Now, some folks say this show is bad, that it’s trashy. And maybe it is, a little bit. But I gotta say, it’s also kinda… interestin’. It’s like peeking through a keyhole into another world, a world where folks didn’t have to worry ’bout the same things we do. They had their own problems, sure, but they sure seemed to have a lot more fun, too.
They filmed it in Italy, you know. Pretty place, Italy. All them old buildings and fancy gardens. Makes our little town look like a pigsty in comparison. But I guess that’s why they call it “the good life,” huh? Livin’ in a big ol’ mansion, eatin’ fancy food, and… well, you know… doin’ all them other things.
So, would I recommend this The Decameron show? Well, that depends. If you’re easily offended, then stay far away. But if you’re curious, if you like a little bit of scandal and a whole lotta skin, then give it a try. Just don’t say I didn’t warn ya. It’s a wild ride, that’s for sure.
And listen, don’t go thinkin’ this is some kinda history lesson. It ain’t. It’s just a story, a made-up story about folks doin’ things they probably shouldn’t be doin’. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? A little bit of naughtiness never hurt nobody, as long as you don’t take it too seriously.
One more thing, they talk a lot about “safe sex” in this show, or at least that’s what the young’uns tell me it means. Seems like even back then, folks knew you gotta be careful. So listen up, you youngsters out there, and be smart. Don’t go doin’ anything foolish. And if you do, well, make sure you’re doin’ it safely, you hear?
Now, I gotta go get back to my chores. But I’ll tell you what, this show sure gave me somethin’ to think about. Maybe life was a little more excitin’ back then. Or maybe it was just more… naked. Either way, it’s somethin’ to ponder while I’m scrubbin’ the floors.
Tags: The Decameron, Netflix, Nude Scenes, Italian Show, Historical Drama, Adult Content, Streaming TV, Series Review
