Alright, let’s talk about them new movies at Redbox, the ones you can rent this week. I ain’t got all day, so I’ll make it quick and easy, just like how I like my eggs in the mornin’.
What’s New at Redbox This Week? Well, I ain’t seen ’em all, that’s for sure. Too busy watchin’ my chickens and makin’ sure the cows don’t wander off. But I heard some things, you know, from folks at the market and whatnot.
- Big Action Movies: They got them loud ones, you know, with all the shootin’ and explodin’ and whatnot. Cars flyin’ through the air, buildings fallin’ down. My grandson, he loves that stuff. I don’t get it, too much noise for my old ears. But hey, if you like that kinda thing, Redbox got it. They call ‘em “action-packed thrillers.” Sounds fancy, but it’s just a bunch of noise to me. But folks are talkin’ about some new ones with big stars, you know, the fellas from TV. So, you might wanna check them out.
- Scary Movies: Oh lordy, don’t even get me started on them scary movies. Ghosts and goblins and things jumpin’ out at ya. Gives me the heebie-jeebies just thinkin’ about it. But some folks like bein’ scared, I guess. Redbox always has a few of them spooky ones. They say some new “horror flicks” are out this week. Sounds like trouble to me. But if you like jumpin’ out of your seat and screamin’, go right ahead.
- Funny Movies: Now, these I like. Something to make you laugh, you know? Life’s too short to be serious all the time. Redbox got them comedies, with folks fallin’ down and sayin’ silly things. I heard there’s a new one with that lady from that TV show, the one with the funny hair. She’s always makin’ me chuckle. So, if you need a good laugh, check out the new comedies at Redbox this week.
- For the Young’uns: And don’t forget about the kids! Redbox got them cartoons and movies for the little ones. Keeps ‘em quiet for a while, you know? I saw some colorful boxes with animals and princesses on ‘em. My grandkids, they love that stuff. So, if you got kids, you know where to go.
How Long Can You Keep Them Movies? Now, this is important. You can’t just keep them movies forever, you know. Redbox wants ‘em back. I heard you can keep ‘em for a good while, though. Something like 17 days, they say. That’s plenty of time to watch a movie, even if you gotta watch it in bits and pieces, like I do, between milkin’ the cows and makin’ dinner. And if you get a game, you get a bit longer, like 23 days I think they said. Just don’t forget to take ‘em back, or they’ll charge you extra, and nobody wants that.
Finding a Redbox: They’re everywhere, them Redboxes. Like them dandelions in the spring, poppin’ up all over the place. Outside the grocery store, at the gas station, even saw one by the pharmacy the other day. You just gotta keep your eyes peeled. They’re red, you can’t miss ‘em. And they got all them movies inside, waitin’ for you to take ‘em home.
Are All The New Movies in Every Box? Now, this is where it gets tricky. I heard some folks sayin’ that not every Redbox has all the new movies. Seems like some boxes get the new stuff sooner than others. That ain’t right, if you ask me. Everyone should get the same movies at the same time. But that’s just how it is, I guess. So, you might have to hunt around a bit to find the movie you want. Or maybe just ask the young fella at the store, he probably knows.
Why Rent from Redbox? Well, it’s cheap, that’s why. Cheaper than goin’ to the theater, that’s for sure. And you can watch it in your own house, in your pajamas, if you want. Nobody’s gonna judge ya. Plus, you can pause it when you gotta go to the bathroom, which is somethin’ you can’t do in the theater. And they got a good selection, plenty of movies to choose from. Old movies, new movies, all sorts of movies. So, if you wanna save a few bucks and watch a good movie, Redbox is the way to go. It’s a good way to spend a quiet evening, especially when it’s too cold to go outside or too hot to do anything else. Just pop some popcorn, settle in on the couch, and enjoy the show.
Redbox is Dying? Some Folks Say So… I heard some folks grumbling that Redbox ain’t what it used to be. Sayin’ they don’t stock the new movies like they used to, and that nobody rents movies anymore ‘cause of that internet thing. Well, I don’t know about all that. I still see folks usin’ them red boxes. And I still like holdin’ a real movie in my hand, not watchin’ it on that tiny phone screen. So, as long as them Redboxes are around, I’ll keep rentin’ from ‘em. It’s a good, simple way to watch a movie, and sometimes simple is best.
So there you have it. That’s the lowdown on the new movies at Redbox this week, as far as I know. Go on and see for yourself. And don’t forget to bring the popcorn!
