Alright, alright, let’s talk about them… what do you call ’em? Horror movie bath bombs, yeah, that’s it. Never heard of such a thing ’til my grandkid told me. Kids these days, always comin’ up with somethin’ new.
So, what are these horror movie bath bombs anyway? Well, from what I gather, they’re like them fizzy things you throw in the tub, but they look all spooky and weird. Like, shaped like skulls or eyeballs or somethin’. And the colors, oh my, not your regular pink and blue. We’re talkin’ black and red and green, like somethin’ a witch would brew up.
My grandkid showed me some pictures online. There was this one, looked like a bloody hand reachin’ out. Gave me the chills, I tell ya. Another one looked like a brain, all pink and squiggly. And don’t even get me started on the ones shaped like bugs… spiders and centipedes… ugh. Makes my skin crawl just thinkin’ about it.
Now, I ain’t no fancy lady takin’ bubble baths, but I do like a good soak after a long day workin’ in the garden. But these… these bath bombs ain’t for relaxin’, that’s for sure. They’re for… what do they call it… a “vibe”? Yeah, a spooky vibe. Like them young folks like.
- Scary Shapes: Like I said, skulls, eyeballs, brains, all sorts of creepy stuff.
- Dark Colors: Black, red, purple, green, nothin’ light and cheerful.
- Strange Smells: Some of ’em smell like dirt or blood or somethin’ weird. Not like flowers or fruit, that’s for sure.
My grandkid says there’s all kinds of different horror movie bath bombs. Some are based on famous movie monsters, like Freddy Krueger or somethin’. Others are just general spooky stuff. They even got ones that bleed color when they fizz, makin’ your bath water look like a horror movie scene. Kids these days… I tell ya.
Where do you get these things? Well, seems like you can find ’em all over the internet. Etsy, that’s a place my grandkid talks about a lot. And some stores sell ’em too, especially around Halloween. They even got these mystery boxes, where you don’t know what kind of bath bomb you’re gonna get. Could be a cute ghost, could be a bloody axe. It’s all a surprise.
Now, I ain’t gonna lie, some of these bath bombs are pretty darn clever. They put a lot of work into makin’ ’em look real and scary. And I guess if you’re into that kinda thing, they could be fun. But me? I’ll stick to my plain old Epsom salts. Less mess, less fuss, and definitely less chance of havin’ a nightmare after my bath.
But hey, to each their own, right? If you wanna soak in a tub full of blood-red water with a plastic eyeball floatin’ around, that’s your business. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you can’t sleep at night.
Are they expensive? Well, that depends. Some are cheap, some are real pricey. The fancy ones, the ones that look like real movie props, those can cost a pretty penny. But you can find cheaper ones too, if you ain’t too picky. My grandkid says it all depends on the brand, the ingredients, and how much work goes into makin’ ’em.
I reckon it’s like anythin’ else, you get what you pay for. If you want a real high-quality horror movie bath bomb, you gotta be willin’ to shell out some cash. But if you just want somethin’ spooky and fun, you can probably find a bargain.
So, what’s the bottom line? Horror movie bath bombs are a weird and wacky trend, that’s for sure. They ain’t for everybody, but if you like spooky stuff and you like takin’ baths, they might be right up your alley. Just be prepared for a bath experience that’s a little more… intense… than your average soak. And maybe keep the lights on.
And you know what else? Some of them bath bombs even have little surprises inside. Like, a tiny plastic spider or a fake eyeball. My grandkid got one once with a little plastic skeleton in it. She thought it was the coolest thing ever. Me? I thought it was kinda creepy, but hey, like I said, to each their own.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a unique gift for a horror movie fan, or if you just wanna spice up your own bath time routine, check out these horror movie bath bombs. Just don’t blame me if you have nightmares. I warned ya.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go take a nice normal bath with some lavender soap. Nothin’ fancy, just clean and relaxin’. That’s more my style.
