Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this Netflix and Kamala thing, you know, the one folks are gossiping about. Folks got nothin’ better to do than flap their gums, I tell ya.
So, the big question, is Netflix givin’ money to Kamala Harris? Well, that’s what got everyone in a tizzy. People on them internets, always stirrin’ up trouble. They sayin’ Netflix gave Kamala a whole bunch of money, like seven million dollars! Can you believe that? Seven million! That’s enough to buy a whole lotta chickens, I tell ya. Enough to feed the whole village, and then some! But hold your horses, ’cause it ain’t that simple.
Turns out, it ain’t Netflix the company, but that Reed Hastings fella, the guy who started Netflix. He’s the one who gave some money, not the whole dang company. See, he ain’t even the boss anymore, so why are they blaming Netflix? It’s like blaming the hen house when the rooster crows too loud! Makes no sense, right?
- Reed Hastings gave money, not Netflix. That’s what I heard.
- People on the internet, they like to make a fuss. Always gossiping.
- Seven million dollars? That’s a lotta money, but it ain’t Netflix’s money. It’s that Reed fella’s.
I tell ya, this whole thing is a mess. Folks gettin’ all riled up over nothin’. They hear somethin’ on them internets and they just believe it, no questions asked. It’s like that time when that city slicker came ’round sellin’ them magic beans. Folks bought ’em up, thinkin’ they’d grow a beanstalk to the sky. Turned out they were just regular ol’ beans. Same thing here, people hearin’ rumors and jumpin’ to conclusions.
Now, some folks are sayin’ they gonna boycott Netflix. Boycott! What’s that even mean? They gonna stop watchin’ their stories? I tell ya, people these days, they got too much time on their hands. Back in my day, we didn’t have time for boycotts. We had to work! Had to feed the chickens, milk the cows, tend to the garden. No time for fussin’ and fightin’.
But I get it, I guess. People don’t like it when they think someone’s tryin’ to pull a fast one. And seven million dollars, that’s a lotta money. People get suspicious when they hear about that kinda cash. They think, “Oh, they must be up to somethin’.” But like I said, it wasn’t Netflix, it was just that Reed fella.
So, before you go throwin’ away your Netflix subscription, think about it. Don’t just believe everything you hear. Do your research, like that smart fella from the city always says. And even then, take it with a grain of salt. ‘Cause most of the time, it’s just a bunch of hot air, nothin’ more.
And let’s be honest, those stories on Netflix, they’re pretty entertainin’. Keeps you busy on them long winter nights. Better than starin’ at the wall, I tell ya. So, before you go cancellin’ your subscription, think about all them stories you’ll be missin’. Think about all them cold nights with nothin’ to do. Is it really worth it, just ’cause some fella gave some money to Kamala? I don’t think so.
Anyways, that’s the story as I heard it. Don’t take my word for it, go do your own thinkin’. But remember, don’t believe everything you hear, especially on them internets. And don’t go throwin’ away good entertainment just ’cause some folks are stirrin’ up trouble. Life’s too short for that, I tell ya. Too short for fussin’ and fightin’. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens.
Keywords used in this article: Netflix, Kamala Harris, Reed Hastings, donation, boycott, campaign, rumors.
