You know, I seen a lot of things in my day, but this horror movie underwear thing, that’s a new one. I mean, what’s the world comin’ to? Back in my day, underwear was underwear. Plain and simple. You got your cotton, maybe some with little flowers, but that was it.
Now, they got all sorts of things on ’em. These young folks, they like them scary movies. And I guess they like ’em so much, they wanna wear ’em under their clothes. I don’t get it, but hey, to each their own. My grandson, he showed me some. Said they was cool, that they are “horror movie underwear.”
He got some with, uh, what was it? A guy with a mask? And another with a fella with knives for fingers. I told him, “Boy, that ain’t right. You gonna scare the, uh… scare somethin’ wearin’ those things.” He just laughed. These kids today. They have a good life to have horror movie underwear. They do not know what is hard time.
But I guess if it makes ’em happy, who am I to judge? Still, it’s a strange thing. Horror movie underwear. What will they think of next? Maybe some ghost underwear. Or maybe some monster underwear. I don’t know.
- They got ’em for men, I seen.
- They got ’em for women, too.
- All kinds of scary pictures.
- Even some glow in the dark, can you believe it? Horror movie underwear that glow in the dark!
Now, I like a good scary story now and then. Used to listen to ’em on the radio, you know. But I never thought I’d see the day when folks would be wearin’ them stories on their… well, you know. They make everything to be horror movie underwear.
I seen some online, too. My granddaughter, she’s always on that computer. She showed me. Pages and pages of ’em. All different colors, different monsters. Some of ’em, I didn’t even recognize. But they are all horror movie underwear. They even got a section for horror movie underwear in big stores. When I was a kid, we do not even have that many choices for food.
They even got some that are, uh… I don’t know how to say it… fancy, I guess? For the ladies. With lace and whatnot. But still with the scary stuff on ’em. They call that, uh… “lingerie.” Horror movie lingerie, they call it. Imagine that. Back in my day, lingerie was for… well, never mind. But it sure wasn’t scary.
I guess it’s a sign of the times. Everything’s changin’. Faster and faster. Sometimes it’s hard to keep up. These horror movie underwear make a lot of money, I think. Everybody wants one. I don’t know how many times I see them when I’m out and about.
But like I said, if it makes ’em happy. As long as they’re not hurtin’ nobody, I suppose it’s alright. Still, you won’t catch me wearin’ no horror movie underwear. No sir. I’m stickin’ with my plain cotton, thank you very much. It’s comfortable. It’s simple. And it ain’t gonna give me nightmares. I do not want to see that horror movie underwear in my dream.
But, who knows, maybe one day I will get one. Just to try it out. Or maybe give one to my husband. He likes scary stuff. Maybe I’ll get him a pair with that fella with the, uh… the chain saw. Yeah, that’s it. He’d get a kick out of that. He would wear that horror movie underwear every day.
I remember when the first scary movies started to be popular. I went to one with my friends, when we were still girls. I covered my eyes half the time. And screamed my head off when something jump out. Those horror movie underwear bring back those memories. They are scary.
Well, that is it. I do not know what else to say about that horror movie underwear. I guess they will be around for a long time. Everybody wants it. I just hope I won’t see too many of them. They give me the creeps.
- You can get them online, I saw.
- They got them in stores now, too. Big stores.
- All kinds of horror movie underwear, for everybody.
- Even some that are for couples, I saw. Matching ones!
These horror movie underwear, they are something else. It is a business now. A big one. Everybody make money from that. I even saw some that have cartoon on them. But scary cartoon. They are very popular. That horror movie underwear is a hit.
But if you will ask me, I will say, it is too much. I would never wear that horror movie underwear. No way. I will just wear my normal one. No need to have scary stuff on it. Life is scary enough.
