Well, well, well, look at what we got here today. Gonna talk about them horror movies big boobs. See ’em all the time on that picture box, you know? Big ol’ things just jumpin’ out at ya. Makes a body wonder, don’t it?
These scary movies, they sure do love to show off the… uh… assets. Big ones, small ones, they don’t discriminate. I reckon they think it makes it scarier? Or maybe they think it sells more tickets. Who knows what goes on in those Hollywood folks’ heads.
I seen a lot of them horror movies, though. Lord have mercy, some of them, they’ll keep ya up at night. Not just ’cause of the jumpin’ out and all the blood. It’s just… unnerving. You know what I mean? Like, why they gotta put all that in there?
- First you see them big boob.
- Then you hear some loud music, that make you jump.
- Then you see the killer man.
- Then blood goes all over.
- Then the movie ends, phew!
One time, I saw this one movie, big boobs jumpin’ all over the place. I can’t remember the name. But there was this girl, and she was runnin’ from some monster. And them things was just bouncin’ all over the place. It was a sight, I tell ya. Didn’t make a lick of sense, but it was a sight.
But you know, some folks like that kinda thing. They say it’s excitin’. I guess different strokes for different folks, as they say. Me? I’d rather watch a nice, clean movie. Maybe one with some singin’ and dancin’. No scary monsters or nothin’ like that. And no big boobs.
These young’uns today, though, they eat this stuff up. They love them horror movies with big boobs. They’ll watch ’em over and over again. I don’t get it. But I guess it’s their way of havin’ fun. Just like we used to have fun back in the day, doin’ whatever we did. Times change, I reckon. And in those horror movies big boobs are everywhere.
They say some of them movies are supposed to be all deep and meaninful and such. Like they’re tryin’ to tell ya somethin’ important. Maybe they are. I don’t know. I just see a bunch of scary stuff and those big boobs. It’s all a bit much for me, if you ask me.
There was another one I saw, had this pretty girl in it. Can’t remember her name either. But she was in a lot of them movies. And she always had them… well, you know. Big ones. They was always right there, front and center. Like they was the star of the show or somethin’.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s right or wrong. It’s just… different. It’s not somethin’ I’m used to, that’s all. Back in my day, we didn’t have all this… display. Things was more… subtle, I guess you could say. But like I said, times change. horror movies big boobs seems to be always on.
I guess if you like that kinda thing, then more power to ya. It’s just not for me. I’d rather watch somethin’ a little less… revealin’. Somethin’ that won’t give me nightmares. And somethin’ that don’t have so many… you know. Those big things.
But hey, that’s just me. I’m just an old lady, set in my ways. Don’t mind me. You young’uns go ahead and enjoy your horror movies big boobs. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you can’t sleep at night. ‘Cause I’ll tell ya, I told you so!
These horror movies these days, they’re just somethin’ else. Full of all kinds of things we never even dreamed of back in the day. I reckon it’s a sign of the times. Or somethin’. I don’t know. All I know is, they sure do like to show off them big boobs. And that’s all I got to say about that. Well, maybe I’ll have me a cup of tea now. And maybe watch a nice, quiet movie. Without any scary stuff. Or big boobs. Just a nice, peaceful movie. That’s what I need.
