Well, let me tell you, I heard from my neighbor that there’s this thing called Redbox, and they got some right spooky movies. You know, the kind that makes your hair stand on end, makes you jump outta your skin. Yeah, new scary movies Redbox, that’s what I’m talking about.
Now, I don’t know much about these newfangled things, but I heard they got all sorts of scary stuff. My neighbor, she told me they got movies with them things called demons. You know, the ugly, nasty things that like to possess people? Yeah, they got movies about that in the Redbox. I heard it’s based on some true story, too! Makes it even more chilling, don’t it?
And get this, they got a thing called “VOD service.” I don’t know what in tarnation that is, but it sounds like you can watch these scary movies right there, maybe on your phone or somethin’. This world, I tell ya, it’s changing too fast.
They say that in March, Redbox gonna have some new scary movies. If you like being scared out of your wits, I reckon you might wanna check it out. I prefer knitting, myself, but to each their own, I suppose.
- They got this one about a little boy. Autistic, they say.
- He finds some creature called Larry on his phone.
- Starts reading Larry’s story and gets scared silly.
Now, they say you can watch these movies on all sorts of things – hoopla, Tubi, Pluto TV, somethin’ called Roku. I don’t know what half of these things are, but if you’re into this scary stuff, you probably do. Seems like a lot of ways to get your fill of frights.
They got free horror movies on Redbox. All year round, not just during that spooky season with the pumpkins and all. If you want that, you just need to download that Redbox app. It’s free, they say. You can watch it on your TV, on your phone, even on that computer if you know how to use it.
Seems like every month they got new scary things. May, June, March, don’t matter. Always somethin’ new to make you jump. If that’s your cup of tea, then good for you. I’ll stick to my knitting and my soap operas, thank you very much.
They say it is the best source for fans to find horror on Redbox. If you are a fan, then you might be happy about it.
They even have some horror TV series. I guess you can watch a whole bunch of scary episodes, one after another. I’d have nightmares for weeks! But some folks like that, I reckon. That can give you scare-a-thons and binges.
Even when it’s gettin’ close to Christmas, they still got these scary movies. You’d think they’d have more of them Santa Claus movies, but nope. Scary movies all year round, seems like.
I heard they got some movies called “Halloween” and “Train to Busan.” Sounds spooky, don’t they? And somethin’ called “Dark Shadows” and “Ghost Wars.” Just the names give me the shivers. They got all these on Crackle and Redbox.
Now, my neighbor, she’s a sweet woman, but she loves these scary movies. She’s always telling me about the new ones she sees at the Redbox. Sometimes she even tries to get me to watch ’em with her. Bless her heart, but I always tell her, “No, thank you, dear. I prefer a nice cup of tea and a good book.”
But if you’re like her, and you love a good scare, then you might wanna check out these new scary movies Redbox. They seem to have plenty of ’em, and they’re always getting new ones. Just be sure to keep the lights on, and maybe have someone to watch ’em with you. You know, just in case.
Well, that’s all I know about these scary movies. I hope it was helpful, even though I don’t know much about these things. I’m just a simple person, you see. I like my peace and quiet, and a good story that doesn’t involve demons and ghosts and all that scary stuff.
But like I said, to each their own. If you like being scared, then go ahead and enjoy those new scary movies Redbox. Just don’t come running to me when you can’t sleep at night! I’ll be too busy with my knitting, anyway.
