So, I was diving into the depths of horror movie titles the other day, yeah? Just browsing through, seeing what’s out there, you know, the usual. And I came across these two gems: “Chopping Mall” and “Santa’s Slay.” I mean, come on, how can you not be intrigued by titles like that? They just scream B-movie goodness.
First off, I started with “Chopping Mall.” I just read the title. I knew this was going to be a wild ride, and boy, was I right. Killer robots in a mall? Sign me up! I found where can watch this movie and just watched it, enjoying every cheesy moment of it.
And then there’s “Santa’s Slay.” I did the same steps as “Chopping Mall”. Watched it and laughed, I mean, a demon Santa Claus on a killing spree? It’s so bad, it’s good! Bill Goldberg as a demonic Santa? Genius! It is revealed to be a demon who’s spent the last thousand years under a curse. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.
- Don’t judge a movie by its title, but sometimes the title tells you everything you need to know.
- B-movie horror is a whole different world of fun.
- Sometimes, you just need a good laugh, even if it’s at the expense of killer robots and evil Santas.
What I Learned
So, I kept digging. Turns out, these titles are considered, like, “punny,” or whatever. It’s like a play on words, I guess? “Chopping” instead of “shopping,” and “Slay” instead of “sleigh.” I didn’t even catch that at first, but once I saw it, I couldn’t unsee it. It’s kinda clever when you think about it.
Then I found out there’s a whole bunch of these “killer Santa” movies out there. Like, “Violent Night” with David Harbour and even one with a robotic Santa. I mean, there’s a whole subgenre of Christmas horror movies. I’m starting to think I need to make a list and watch them all. Who knew there were so many ways to make Santa scary?
Honestly, this whole thing started as a simple search for something to watch and turned into this deep dive into the world of punny horror movie titles. I’ve got to say, it’s been a blast. I’ve discovered some truly awful, yet amazing movies, and I’ve learned a thing or two about wordplay in horror titles. It’s been a wild ride, and I’m not done yet. There are more punny titles out there, and I’m going to find them. This has become my new obsession, and I’m not mad about it.
Anyway, I just wanted to share my little adventure with you all. It’s been fun, and I hope you get a kick out of it too. Maybe you’ll even check out “Chopping Mall” or “Santa’s Slay” for yourselves. Just don’t blame me if you can’t sleep at night.
