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Alright, so today I wanted to make a list of B-Horror movies, just for fun. Let me tell you, I went down a rabbit hole, and it was worth it!
I started by, you know, just firing up my web browser. Nothing fancy, just the usual one I always use. Then I typed in “best B-Horror movies” in the search bar, ready to see what the internet would throw at me.
Oh boy, the results were, well, a mixed bag. I got everything from “classic” B-movies to modern stuff that I’m pretty sure no one has ever heard of. I clicked on a few of the general lists that popped up. You know the ones, “Top 20 B-Horror Movies to Watch Tonight” and stuff like that.
I started making my own list. Just a simple text file, nothing fancy. I jotted down titles that sounded interesting, or that I recognized from, like, late-night TV when I was a kid. Killer clowns, giant bugs, that kind of stuff. You know, the classics.
Then I decided I needed some categories. It was getting messy. So I made some broad groups, like “Creature Features,” “Slasher Flicks,” and “So Bad It’s Good.” It helped to organize things a bit. At least it’s no longer one large list.
Next, I went back to the search engine and started looking up specific movies. I wanted to see, like, what year they were made, and maybe find some funny trailers. This is where it got really fun. I watched some of the most ridiculous trailers I’ve ever seen. The acting, the special effects… pure gold!
My Current Rough List:
- Creature Features:
- Giant Spider Movies
- Monster Fish Movies
- Slasher Flicks:
- Summer Camp Gone Wrong Movies
- Small Town Terror Movies
- So Bad It’s Good:
- Weird Concept Movies
- Terrible Acting Movies
I kept adding to my list as I went. It’s still a work in progress, but I’ve got a pretty good collection of B-horror movies now. All hand picked using my excellent searching and filtering skills!
Honestly, the whole process was just a fun way to spend a few hours. And now I have a bunch of movies to watch when I’m in the mood for something cheesy and entertaining. Mission accomplished!