Alright, let me tell ya ’bout these horror movies, the ones with all the… you know, the titties. People watch ’em, I dunno why. Scares the bejesus outta me, but they like the… well, the show.
So, they got these flicks, right? And they got these girls. Pretty girls, usually young, and they… they show a lot. I ain’t gonna lie, it’s a bit much for me. But they say it’s entertainment. Makes the scary stuff, well, I guess less scary for some folks.
Now, some of these movies, they’re downright silly. You got monsters and killers, and then, bam! You see things you weren’t expectin’. Makes ya wonder what the point is, ya know? Is it about the story, or is it just about the… the showin’ off?
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning. Heard folks talkin’ ’bout this one. Said it’s got a bunch of, well, you know. And Pirahna 3D and 3DD, they’re the same. Fish bitin’ and girls showin’… just don’t make sense to me.
- Why they gotta mix the scary with the… the other stuff?
- Can’t they just tell a good story without showin’ everything?
They say there’s movies with vampires and killers, and they’re all “sexy.” Sexy? I don’t see it. I see scary and… and well, naked. Where’s the story in that?
Some movies, they call ’em “graphic.” Means they show a lot. Too much, if you ask me. They got scenes that’ll make you blush, or make you wanna close your eyes.
And these “sexy” horror flicks, they’re popular. Folks like watchin’ ’em. Maybe it’s ’cause they’re curious. Or maybe they just like the, well, the show.
But me, I don’t get it. I like a good story. One that makes ya think, not just stare. And if it’s scary, let it be scary on its own. Don’t need the other stuff to make it interesting.
They talk about “artistic” movies, but then they show all that… stuff. Makes ya wonder what “artistic” really means. Is it about tellin’ a good story, or just showin’ what folks wanna see?
And the girls in these movies… they’re just actin’, I know. But it still makes me wonder. Don’t they feel… I dunno, exposed? Seems like a strange way to make a livin’.
So, these horror movies with the titties… they’re out there. If that’s your thing, go ahead and watch ’em. But me, I’ll stick to the stories that don’t need to show everything to be good. A little mystery, a little suspense… that’s what makes a movie worth watchin’, in my book.
Tags: horror movies, sexy horror, nudity, exploitation, Friday the 13th, Pirahna 3D
