Alright, so you wanna hear about them scary movies, the ones underground, right? Let me tell ya, some of them are just plain nasty. Like that one, uh… “Nekro” somethin’. Nasty business, all about dead folks and… well, you get the picture. Not somethin’ you wanna watch with your grandma, that’s for sure.
Then there’s that “Descent” movie. Scared the bejesus outta me! Bunch of folks goin’ down in caves, thinkin’ they’re all adventurous. Next thing ya know, they ain’t alone down there. Creatures, crawlin’ around in the dark, hungry. Not like no rats or bats, neither. These things… they got teeth!
- Let me tell ya, caves ain’t right. Dark, damp, and who knows what’s lurkin’ in the shadows.
- Tunnels ain’t much better. Long and twisty, and you can’t see what’s comin’ at ya.
- Catacombs? Don’t even get me started on them! Bones and ghosts and such. No thank you!
They made another one of them “Descent” movies, ya know. More folks, more caves, more trouble. Seems like people don’t learn their lesson. Stay outta them holes in the ground, I say!
Now, there’s this “Wicked Little Things” flick. Not really underground, but still creepy. These little monster kids, comin’ outta the mines. Ain’t right, a kid bein’ a monster. Makes ya think twice about lettin’ your younguns play outside after dark.
And that “Cloverfield” thing… oh boy! Not just underground, but everythin’s messed up. Monsters everywhere, destroyin’ stuff. And the people, runnin’ and screamin’. Gives ya the shivers, it does.
Some folks, they like these scary movies. Gets their blood pumpin’, they say. Me? I’d rather watch a nice, quiet show about flowers or somethin’. No monsters, no dark tunnels, no screamin’. Just pretty flowers and maybe a bird or two.
But if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to keep ya up at night, somethin’ to make ya check under the bed before ya go to sleep, then these underground horror movies are just the ticket. Just don’t blame me if ya have nightmares!
There’s a whole bunch of ’em, ya know. Different stories, different monsters, but all with one thing in common: they’ll scare the pants off ya. And ain’t that what a good horror movie is supposed to do?
So go ahead, watch ’em if ya dare. But remember, there’s things lurkin’ in the dark, things you don’t wanna meet. And sometimes, it’s best to just stay outta the underground.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about them underground horror movies. Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make myself a nice cup of tea. All this talk about monsters is givin’ me the creeps!
Tags: underground horror, descent, nekromantik, caves, tunnels, monsters, scary movies, wicked little things, cloverfield
