Alright, listen up, y’all. We gonna talk about them ski movies on that Netflix thingamajig. You know, that box that shows all them picture shows? Yeah, that one.
So, I heard tell there’s a whole bunch of movies about folks skeein’ down them mountains. Now, I ain’t never been skeein’ myself. Too dang cold for my old bones, and I reckon I’d break somethin’ if I tried. But I do like watchin’ them young’uns do their thing on the TV. Makes me feel young again, kinda sorta. Makes my heart go thump-thump in my chest just watching them crazy kids.
Anyways, they got all sorts of skeein’ movies. Some are about them fancy fellers who go zoomin’ down the slopes like they got rockets on their feet. And some are about folks who ain’t so lucky, you know, the ones who got hurt or somethin’. But they still get out there and do their best. Bless their hearts.
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One movie, they say it’s called somethin’ about a blizzard. “Blizzard of AAHHH’s,” I think. Sounds cold! It’s a real old one, from back in the day. They say it’s got this fella named Scot Schmidt in it. Don’t know him from Adam, but I reckon he must be a good skeeer.
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Then there’s another one called “Downhill Racer.” That one’s even older, from way back when your grandpa was a young whippersnapper. It’s got Robert Redford in it. Now, he’s a handsome fella, that Robert Redford. Always was. I hear he plays a skeeer in this movie. Probably goes real fast, that fella.
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And then there’s these new ones, like about that fella Trevor Kennison. Poor boy had a bad accident but he’s still out there skeeing! And another one about some fella named Harkin Banks skeeing at a place called Squaw Valley. Sounds fancy.
Now, I ain’t seen all these movies myself, mind you. But I heard they’re pretty good. If you like watchin’ folks skeein’ down mountains, then I reckon you’d like ’em. And if you don’t, well, that’s your business. But I tell you what, it’s better than watchin’ them talkin’ heads on the news all day long.
They say there’s a whole bunch more skeein’ movies on Netflix, too. Too many to count, I reckon. So if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to watch on a cold winter night, why not give one of them a try? You might just like it. And if you don’t, well, you can always turn it off and watch somethin’ else. It ain’t gonna hurt nobody.
And listen here, if you got one of them fancy computers, you can find all sorts of lists of skeein’ movies. Just type in “ski movies on Netflix” and see what pops up. Them computers, they know everything these days. It’s kinda scary, if you think about it. But they sure are handy sometimes.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about them skeein’ movies. Go on and watch ’em if you want. Or don’t. It’s up to you. I ain’t your mama. But if you do watch one, let me know what you think. Maybe I’ll give it a try myself, one of these days. When it ain’t so cold outside, that is.
Just remember to bundle up warm if you decide to go skeein’ yourself. You don’t want to catch your death out there in the cold! And don’t go too fast, you hear? Safety first, that’s what I always say.
Alright, I’m done talkin’ now. Go on and do whatever you gotta do. And don’t forget to call your grandma once in a while. She misses you.
Tags: ski movies, netflix, skiing, winter sports, documentary, Robert Redford, Scot Schmidt, Trevor Kennison, adaptive athletes, Squaw Valley
