Would You Survive a Horror Movie Quiz: Ten Questions to Test Your Fate

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Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about somethin’ serious today, somethin’ that might just save your hide if things get spooky. You ever watch them horror movies? The ones where folks get chased around by monsters and killers? Well, I’m here to tell ya, it ain’t all just make-believe. Sometimes, life can get scary too, and you gotta know what to do.

So, we’re gonna play a little game, a little quiz, to see if you’d make it out alive in one of them horror flicks. Don’t worry, it ain’t gonna be nothin’ too fancy. Just plain ol’ common sense, the kind my grandma used to teach me.

First question: You’re all alone at home, takin’ a shower, mindin’ your own business. Suddenly, you hear a noise, like somethin’ breakin’ downstairs. What do you do?

A. You scream your head off and run out of the shower, drippin’ wet and all.
B. You grab the nearest thing you can find – a shampoo bottle, a razor, whatever – and get ready to fight.
C. You quietly turn off the water and listen, tryin’ to figure out what’s goin’ on.

Now, if you picked A, well, bless your heart, you ain’t gonna last long. Runnin’ around screamin’ just tells the bad guy where you are. And B? Fightin’ with a shampoo bottle ain’t the smartest move either. The right answer is C. You gotta be quiet, you gotta listen, and you gotta figure out what you’re up against.

Second question: You’re walkin’ down a dark alley, and you feel like someone’s watchin’ you. What do you do?

A. You keep walkin’ like nothin’s wrong, hopin’ they’ll just go away.
B. You turn around and start yellin’, “Who’s there? Show yourself!”
C. You cross the street, try to get to a well-lit area, and keep your eyes peeled.

This one’s easy. A is just plain dumb. Pretendin’ nothin’s wrong when your gut’s tellin’ you somethin’ ain’t right is a good way to get yourself hurt. And B? You ain’t in no Western movie, honey. Don’t go pickin’ fights with shadows. The answer is C. Get yourself to a safe place, and be aware of your surroundings.

Third question: You find a dead body. Yeah, it’s awful, I know, but stay with me. What do you do? This is real important.

A. You start cryin’ and carryin’ on, makin’ a big fuss.
B. You get outta there fast as you can and call the police, don’t touch nothin’.
C. You poke it with a stick to see if it’s really dead.

Now listen here, A ain’t gonna help nobody, and C? Well, that’s just plain foolish. Don’t be touchin’ no dead bodies! You need to pick B. Get yourself safe and call the authorities. They know what to do.

Let’s keep goin’. This here’s important stuff, life and death, you hear? This ain’t no game…well, it is a game, but it’s a serious game. This is about learnin’ to survive.

Fourth question: You’re trapped in a house with a killer. Where do you hide?

A. Under the bed, that’s always a good spot.
B. In the closet, plenty of room to hide in there.
C. Somewhere small and hard to find, like a pantry or a crawl space, and make sure you can get out another way if you need to.

Look, hiding under the bed or in the closet, that’s the first place they gonna look. You gotta be smarter than that. The answer is C. Find a place they won’t expect, and always have an escape route.

Fifth question: The killer’s right in front of you. What do you do? This is it, the big one.

A. Beg for your life, maybe they’ll have a heart.
B. Try to fight ‘em head-on, even if you ain’t got no weapon.
C. Distract them, create an opportunity, and then run like heck.

Beggin’ ain’t gonna do nothin’. These killers, they ain’t got no hearts. And fightin’ without a weapon? That’s just suicide. You gotta be smart. The answer is C. Distract ‘em, throw somethin’, yell somethin’, anything to get ‘em off balance, then you make your move.

Sixth question: You hear a creepy noise outside your window. It sounds like…well, it sounds like somethin’ scratchin’. What in the world do you do now? This is gettin’ real spooky, ain’t it?

A. You peek through the curtains to see what it is. Nosy folks get in trouble, you know.
B. You grab your phone and call for help, even if you ain’t sure what’s out there.
C. You ignore it, maybe it’s just the wind or an animal or somethin’.

Now, look here. Peekin’ through them curtains is just askin’ for trouble. And ignorin’ it? That ain’t wise neither. Best thing to do is B. Call for help. Better safe than sorry, that’s what I always say.

Seventh question: You’re with a group of people, and you realize one of them is acting kinda strange, kinda…off. What do you do?

A. You confront them, ask ‘em what their problem is.
B. You keep your eye on them, but don’t say nothin’.
C. You try to get away from them, find a way to separate yourself.

Confrontin’ them could just make things worse. And stayin’ close? That ain’t safe. The best thing to do is C. Get away from them, put some distance between you and the weirdo. Trust your gut, it’s usually right.

Eighth question: You find a weapon. Could be anythin’, a knife, a bat, a heavy book. Do you pick it up?

A. No way, weapons are dangerous. Leave it right where it is.
B. Yes, but you hide it, so the bad guy don’t know you got it.
C. Yes, and you hold it out in front of you, ready to use it.

Now, I ain’t sayin’ violence is the answer, but sometimes you gotta protect yourself. Leavin’ it there is just silly. And wavin’ it around? That just tells the bad guy you’re a threat. The answer is B. Hide it, keep it secret, and use it if you gotta.

Ninth question: You’ve managed to hurt the killer, but they ain’t down yet. They’re wounded, but they’re still comin’ at you. What now? This is where lots of folks make mistakes.