Alright, let’s talk about this Netflix thing, you know, the one with all them shows and movies. Folks keep jabberin’ about it, so I figured I’d chime in, give you my two cents, even though I ain’t got no fancy book learnin’.
Now, I heard tell there’s this show on Netflix, somethin’ called… uh… “Sex/Life” was it? Sounds kinda racy if you ask me. They say it’s got all sorts of… you know… ahem… “adult situations” in it. Lordy, I don’t know what the world’s comin’ to. Back in my day, we didn’t have none of that on the TV. But I guess times change, huh?
And then there’s this other thing I heard about… some fella standin’ there… well, you know… buck naked. Fully erect, they say. Goodness gracious! And this was on Netflix too? Makes you wonder what them city folk are thinkin’ lettin’ their young’uns watch such things. I tell you what, back on the farm, we didn’t have time for such nonsense. We had chores to do, animals to feed. No time for lookin’ at… well, you know.
They say this “erect penis” scene caused quite a stir. Folks gettin’ all riled up about it. I reckon I can see why. It ain’t somethin’ you expect to see when you’re just tryin’ to watch a little somethin’ before bed. But then again, I also heard folks are just watchin’ whatever they want because they are sharing Netflix accounts. They said it’s like… uh… buyin’ one ticket for the whole family to go watch a movie at that fancy place downtown where they show movies. You know the one I’m talkin’ ‘bout.
This Netflix thing, it’s a whole ‘nother world, ain’t it? They got shows about everythin’ you can imagine. Love, murder, spaceships, even them cooking shows where they make all sorts of fancy food I never even heard of. And they say you can watch it on your phone now too? Imagine that! Little bitty pictures on a little bitty screen. Back in my day, we had one TV, and if you didn’t like what was on, well, tough luck. You went outside and played, or you helped your Ma with the chores.
But this Netflix, it seems like it’s got a hold on folks. They sit there for hours, starin’ at that screen. I even heard tell of some young’uns who don’t even go outside anymore! They just stay inside, glued to that Netflix. It ain’t healthy, I tell ya. A body needs fresh air and sunshine. You can’t get that from a TV screen, no matter how fancy it is. I still think it is better to just go to the town square and enjoy a good ‘ol puppet show. Remember them? Oh, those were the good ‘ol days.
And then there’s that whole thing about sharing accounts and all. Seems like everyone’s doin’ it. But Netflix, they don’t like that too much, I hear. They want everyone to have their own account, pay their own way. Well, I guess that’s fair enough. Nothin’ in this world is free, is it? You share your Netflix, you share your food, it’s all the same. One day you just don’t have it anymore.
- So, this Netflix… it’s a mixed bag, ain’t it?
- Got some good stuff, got some bad stuff.
- Got some stuff that’ll make you blush, and some stuff that’ll make you think.
But one thing’s for sure, it’s changed the way folks watch TV. And whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing, well, I reckon that’s up to each and every one of us to decide. But for me, it’s too complicated. You have to find the movie you want and then you have to connect the Netflix to the TV. Back in my day, we just turned the TV on and it works!
I heard you can even watch it on that Chromecast thing too. You go to whatchamacallit, Google Home or somethin’, then click on devices, then share screen and there you go! Like magic I tell ya! But me? I still prefer the good old days. Less fuss and bother. And definitely no chance of seein’ a… well, you know… erect penis on the screen. I just turn on the TV and if there is nothing I like I would just go to my backyard and feed the chickens.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ Netflix is all bad. It can be entertainin’, and it can even teach you a thing or two. But just remember, too much of anythin’ ain’t good for ya. So, watch in moderation, folks. And don’t forget to go outside and get some fresh air every now and then. That’s what I always say.
And for goodness sake, be careful what you click on! You never know what kinda things might pop up on that screen. Especially with all them shows about… well, you know… “adult situations.” Just stick to the wholesome stuff, I say. There’s plenty of good, clean entertainment out there if you just look for it.
And that’s all I gotta say about Netflix. It’s a whole new world out there, and I’m just tryin’ to keep up. But one thing’s for sure, life was a whole lot simpler back in my day. And I kinda liked it that way. But like I said, I ain’t got no fancy book learnin’, so take what I say with a grain of salt.
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