Well, let me tell ya, those movie posters horror, they sure are somethin’! I ain’t no fancy city folk, but even I know a scary picture when I see one. You know, the kind that makes your hair stand on end and your heart thump like a rabbit in a dog’s mouth? Yep, those are the ones I’m talkin’ about.
Now, I ain’t seen all these movies, mind you. I’m more of a “Little House on the Prairie” kinda gal. But my grandson, that whippersnapper, he’s always watchin’ these spooky things. And let me tell ya, some of them posters he’s got on his wall… they’d give a scarecrow nightmares!
Take that “Exorcist” one, for example. That little girl, all green and twisted up? Mercy sakes! Makes you wanna say a prayer right then and there. And that shark movie, “Jaws”? I seen that one on TV once. Lord have mercy, that big ol’ fish was enough to make me swear off swimmin’ in the pond for a good long while. I mean, who needs that kinda stress in their life? Just lookin’ at the poster gives me the shivers all over again.
- Scary movies give me the creeps
- Some posters are just too much
- I prefer feel-good stories
Then there’s those zombie ones. Gosh almighty, all that blood and guts? It ain’t natural, I tell ya. My grandson says it’s all “special effects” and “makeup,” but I don’t care. It looks real enough to me. And those posters, they show it all, don’t they? The ripped clothes, the dead eyes, the… well, you get the picture. It ain’t pretty, that’s for sure.
I remember seein’ a poster for somethin’ called “Evil Dead II” once. Now, I ain’t got a clue what that movie’s about, but the poster was somethin’ else. Just a creepy face and a whole lotta darkness. It gave me the chills just lookin’ at it. It’s like they’re tryin’ to scare you before you even see the movie! And let me tell you something, they succeed.
My grandson, he’s got this whole collection of these horror movie posters. He says they’re “art” or some such nonsense. I just call ’em “nightmare fuel”. He’s got posters from old movies, new movies, all kinds of movies. Some of them are colorful, some are just black and white, but they all have one thing in common: they’re scary as heck. He even buys those “vintage movie posters” off that interweb thingy, says they’re valuable or somethin’. Sounds like a waste of good money to me.
You know, back in my day, we didn’t have all this fancy horror stuff. If you wanted a scare, you just listened to old ghost stories around the campfire. That was scary enough, let me tell ya. But these young folks, they need more, I guess. They need those jump scares and those creepy monsters and those movie posters horror that promise to keep you up all night.
And you know what? It seems like everybody’s in on it now. You can find these horror movie posters everywhere! They got ‘em online, in stores, heck, I even saw one at the dang grocery store the other day! It’s like they’re tryin’ to scare us whether we like it or not. And they got all sizes too, some big as a barn door and some small enough to fit in your pocket, which to me makes no sense, why would you wanna carry a scary picture in your pocket? Just asking for trouble if you ask me. And you can even get those posters customized, my grandson was tellin’ me, so I guess you can get a picture of your own face on one of them monster bodies, if you’re so inclined. Lord have mercy.
So, yeah, those movie posters horror… they ain’t for the faint of heart, that’s for sure. But I guess some folks like a good scare. Me? I’ll stick to my “Little House” and my good night’s sleep. But if you’re lookin’ for something to keep you up at night, well, those posters are a good place to start. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you can’t sleep with the lights off!
Tags: [movie posters, horror movies, scary posters, vintage movie posters, film posters, horror art, movie art, classic horror, scary films, horror fans]
