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Alright, so ya wanna know if that “Schindler’s List” thingy is on Netflix, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t that simple. It’s like lookin’ for a needle in a haystack, this kinda stuff. I heard some folks sayin’ it ain’t on there, not in America anyways. They say it’s a Universal Pictures movie, whatever that means.
Now, I ain’t too good with all this computery stuff, but my grandson, he’s a whiz. He told me that Netflix, it’s different everywhere. Like, what they got in one place, they might not have in another. He said somethin’ about “libraries,” like they got different movies for different countries. Sounds like a big ol’ mess to me.
So, is it on there? Well, some say you can find it in places like Netherlands, Denmark, Belgium, even South Korea and Egypt. Can ya believe it? All them fancy places. But not here, not in the good ol’ USA. And not in the UK or Canada neither. Seems kinda unfair, if ya ask me.
What’s this “Schindler’s List” about anyway? Well, from what I hear, it’s about some fella named Oskar Schindler. He wasn’t no saint, mind you, but he did somethin’ good. Spent all his money, they say, to save a whole bunch of people. Sounds like a decent fella, even if he was a bit of a rascal before. They say it’s a real tearjerker, this movie.
Now, if you really wanna watch it and it ain’t on your Netflix, my grandson says there are other ways. He talks about somethin’ called “Prime Video” and “Apple TV.” Sounds like more computery stuff to me. He says you can watch it on somethin’ called a “Roku” too. Lord, these young folks and their gadgets!
- You can find it on Fandango at Home.
- You can watch it on Prime Video.
- Apple TV got it too.
- And that Roku thingy, whatever that is.
He also mentioned somethin’ about a “加速器.” Said it’s like sneakin’ into a movie theater from the back door. You can make your computer think it’s in another country, like India, where they got “Schindler’s List” on Netflix. But he warned me, said ya gotta be careful with them 加速器s, some of ’em ain’t trustworthy. Just like them snake oil salesmen back in the day.
Seems like a whole lot of trouble just to watch a movie, if ya ask me. Back in my day, we just went to the picture show, paid our nickel, and that was that. But I guess times change, eh? Now you gotta have all these fancy contraptions and internets and whatnot.
So, the long and short of it is, if you’re in America, “Schindler’s List” ain’t on Netflix. But don’t you fret, there’s other ways to watch it. You just gotta poke around a bit, ask your grandkids, they probably know all about it. And if you do watch it, tell me if it’s any good. I might just have to ask my grandson to set up one of them “Rokus” for me.
Oh, and I heard somethin’ about this movie bein’ banned in Malaysia way back when. Said it was because of somethin’ called “anti-Semitism.” Don’t know what that means, but it sounds like those folks over there didn’t like somethin’ about the movie. Well, everyone’s got their own opinions, I guess.
Alright, I think that’s about all I know about this “Schindler’s List” and Netflix. Hope it helps ya out. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. Got a hankerin’ for some good ol’ fashioned meatloaf.
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