Well, let me tell ya, them heavy metal horror movies, they ain’t for the faint of heart, that’s for sure. I ain’t no spring chicken, and I’ve seen my share of scary things, but some of these flicks, they really get under your skin.
Take that “Exorcist” movie, for example. People still talkin’ ’bout it after all these years. That little girl, Regan, twistin’ her head around like that… Lord have mercy! It’s enough to make your stomach churn. And they say it’s one of the scariest ever made. I reckon they ain’t wrong.
Then there’s this other one, “We Summon The Darkness.” They say it’s got bits and pieces from all sorts of movies. You know, like that “Matrix” and that “Sixth Sense.” But it’s got its own thing going on too, with all that heavy metal concert stuff. Makes ya think twice about goin’ to one of them shows, that’s for sure.
- And don’t forget “Rock ‘N’ Roll Nightmare.” They say it’s a horror-comedy, but I ain’t laughin’ too much when the scary parts come on. It’s got that rock and roll music, which some folks like, but it’s mixed with all that spooky stuff. Makes for a wild ride, I tell ya.
- Then there’s “The Devil’s Candy”. This one’s about a painter fella who likes that heavy metal music. I ain’t too sure about the details, but I heard it gets pretty dark and twisted. You know, the kind of movie that makes you sleep with the lights on.
Now, I ain’t no expert on this heavy metal music. But I hear tell it’s loud and fast, and it gets folks all riled up. And when you mix that with horror, well, you got yourself a recipe for nightmares.
They got these bands, like Black Sabbath and Iron Maiden. Been around for ages, I guess. And then there’s these newer ones, like White Zombie and King Diamond. Sounds like somethin’ outta a graveyard, don’t it? But folks seem to like it, and they put that music right into these horror movies.
There’s another one called “Phantom Of The Paradise.” I ain’t seen it myself, but I heard it’s somethin’ else. About a musician gettin’ chased by a killer. Sounds like a real nail-biter to me. And another one they call “Four Flies on Grey Velvet”, a musician getting stalked, same thing just about. Sounds real creepy.
And speaking of nail-biters, they got this movie called “Black Roses.” Apparently, it starts with people gettin’ rocked so hard, it’s scary. I don’t know what that means exactly, but it sounds like it ain’t gonna be pretty. These movie makers, they sure know how to get a reaction outta ya.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a good scare, and you don’t mind a bit of that loud music, then these heavy metal horror movies might be just the ticket. But don’t say I didn’t warn ya. They ain’t for the weak of stomach, and they might just give you nightmares for a week. But hey, some folks like that kinda thing. To each their own, I always say. Me? I might just stick to my soap operas, thank you very much.
But if you’re young and full of pep, go ahead and give ’em a try. Just remember to keep a light on, and maybe have a friend hold your hand. And don’t blame me if you can’t sleep for a week!
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