Alright, let’s talk about them horror movie figurines, you know, them creepy little things that folks like to collect. I don’t get it myself, why you’d want that stuff starin’ at ya all day, but hey, to each their own, right?
First off, there’s them dolls. Heard tell of one called Annabelle, a real nasty piece of work. Raggedy Ann doll, they say, but with somethin’ evil inside. Them Warren folks, they’re ghost hunters or somethin’, said that doll caused all sorts of trouble. Scared the bejesus outta people, I reckon. Makes you think twice ’bout buyin’ any old doll at a yard sale, that’s for sure.
Then you got your Michael Meyers ornaments. Now, Michael Meyers, he’s one scary fella. Masked up and all, stabbin’ folks left and right. Why you’d wanna hang him on your Christmas tree is beyond me. But folks do it, I guess they think it’s funny or somethin’. Me, I’d rather have a nice angel or a star, somethin’ pretty, not somethin’ that’s gonna give me nightmares.
- There’s also all sorts of other horror movie stuff you can get.
- Bowls with blood splattered on ’em,
- maps with spooky places marked,
- even ugly sweater cases for your horror movie DVDs.
Speaking of movies, there’s a whole bunch of ’em. Folks go crazy for ’em. Heard tell of one called “The Silence of the Lambs,” won some big award, they say. Only horror movie to ever do that, apparently. Then you got your “Scary Movie” series, them’s spoofs, makin’ fun of other scary movies. Some folks like that, I guess. Me, I ain’t much for watchin’ people gettin’ chopped up or chased around. Gives me the heebie-jeebies.
You can find this horror movie stuff all over the place, they say. Walmart, Think Geek, FYE, Amazon, they all sell it. Pops, posters, statues, you name it, they got it. Little plastic figures of all them scary movie characters. Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Chucky, they got ’em all. Lined up on shelves, starin’ at ya with them dead eyes. Creepy, I tell ya, just creepy.
Horror movie themed gifts, that’s what they call ’em. Gifts? I call ’em curses. Who wants a gift that’s gonna keep ya up at night? But folks buy ’em, so there must be somethin’ to it, I guess. Maybe they like bein’ scared, I don’t know. Takes all kinds, I reckon. You can even get a custom horror movie thing, if you’re so inclined, have somethin’ special made just for you.
I remember hearin’ tell of a fella who collected horror movie masks. Had a whole room full of ’em, starin’ down from the walls. Said it was his hobby. Hobby? I call it madness. But he seemed happy enough, I guess. To each their own, like I said before. It is somethin’ unique, if you want to stand out.
So, if you’re into that sort of thing, go ahead and collect your horror movie figurines. Fill your house with ’em, if that’s what makes ya happy. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you can’t sleep at night, ’cause I warned ya. Them things ain’t natural, I tell ya. There’s somethin’ about ’em that just ain’t right. But hey, don’t listen to an old woman like me. You go ahead and do what you want. Just don’t say I didn’t warn ya.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about them horror movie figurines. Creepy little things, they are. But folks seem to like ’em, so what do I know? I’m just an old woman who prefers a nice cup of tea and a good book, somethin’ that ain’t gonna give me nightmares. You youngsters with your horror stuff, well, you do you.
In summary, if you are looking to dive into the world of horror collectibles, there’s certainly a wide variety available, just be prepared for some sleepless nights.
Tags: [Horror Movie, Figurines, Collectibles, Dolls, Michael Meyers, Scary Movie, Horror Gifts, Annabelle]
