Hey there, y’all! So, you’re stuck on Netflix, huh? Don’t know what to watch? Happens to the best of us. It’s like standin’ in front of a big ol’ pile of clothes and not findin’ nothin’ to wear. Too much stuff, I tell ya. Too much stuff.
Well, I got somethin’ that might just help you out. It ain’t fancy, mind you, but it’ll get the job done. Think of it like this: you got a question, I got an answer. You want a good show, I got a way to find it. It’s like askin’ your neighbor what kinda tomatoes they planted this year. You get the good stuff, the stuff that works.
So, let’s play a little game, shall we? A quiz, they call it. Fancy word for askin’ questions, if you ask me. But hey, whatever gets you a good show to watch, right?
First question: What kinda mood you in? Feelin’ like a good laugh? You want somethin’ to make you cry? Or maybe you want somethin’ scary, somethin’ that’ll make you jump outta your skin? You know, like when a mouse runs across your foot in the middle of the night.
- A. Laughin’ my head off, please!
- B. Give me the drama, the tears, all that good stuff.
- C. Scare me good! I wanna be hidin’ behind the couch.
Got your answer? Alright, let’s move on.
Second question: You want somethin’ long or short? You wanna get hooked on somethin’ for weeks, or just watch somethin’ quick and be done with it? Like plantin’ a garden – you want them quick radishes or them long-growin’ watermelons?
- A. Gimme somethin’ I can binge all weekend!
- B. Nah, just somethin’ I can watch in a night or two.
Think hard now. This is important.
Third question: You like them fancy shows with big words and complicated stories, or you want somethin’ plain and simple? Like, you want a five-course meal or a good ol’ burger and fries? You know what I mean?
- A. Bring on the fancy stuff! I wanna feel smart.
- B. Keep it simple, stupid. That’s what I always say.
Okay, you got your answers? Let’s see what we got.
If you answered mostly A’s: You like the funny stuff, the long stuff, and the smart stuff. Well, you should try somethin’ like “The Good Place” or “Orange is the New Black.” They got lots of episodes, they’re funny, and they make you think a little bit. Good for you, smarty pants!
If you answered mostly B’s: You like the sad stuff, the short stuff, and the simple stuff. Try somethin’ like “Maid” or “Unbelievable.” They’re tearjerkers, but they’re good. They’re not too long, and they tell a good story without gettin’ too complicated. You got a good heart, that’s for sure.
If you answered mostly C’s, and then some A’s and B’s: You like the scary stuff. Well, there’s plenty of that on Netflix. Try somethin’ like “Stranger Things” or “The Haunting of Hill House.” They’ll keep you up at night, but that’s what you want, right? You’re a brave one, ain’t ya?
If you got a mix of everything: Well, you’re just like me! Can’t make up your mind. That’s okay. Just start watchin’ somethin’ and if you don’t like it, turn it off. There’s plenty more where that came from. Don’t waste your time on somethin’ you don’t enjoy. Life’s too short for that, I tell ya.
So, there you have it. A little quiz to help you find somethin’ to watch on Netflix. Hope it helps. Now go on, get watchin’. And don’t forget to tell your friends about this little quiz. Share the wealth, I always say. Share the wealth.
And if you still can’t find nothin’ to watch? Well, just turn off the TV and go outside for a spell. Fresh air never hurt nobody. Sometimes, the best show is the one happenin’ right outside your window. You hear that bird singin’? That’s a pretty good show, if you ask me.
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