Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this Lisa Frankenstein movie, seen it the other day, you know. Folks are sayin’ all sorts of things, but I’ll give it to ya straight, like it is.
So, this Lisa girl, she ain’t your average teenager, no sir. Lost her ma to some crazy axe fella, real sad. Then she ends up with this…creature, you know, like that old Frankenstein story, but this one’s kinda different. He ain’t all stitched up and scary lookin’ like in the old black and white movies. This fella is more…pretty-like, I guess, for a dead guy.
Now, some folks, they sayin’ this movie is funny. And yeah, there’s some parts make ya chuckle a bit, like when the creature fella tries to act normal, but it ain’t no belly-laugh kinda funny, you get me? It’s more like a…quirky funny, if that makes any sense.
And the scary parts? Shoot, they ain’t scary at all. My old hound dog makes more frightenin’ noises when he’s got a bone stuck in his throat. This movie, it’s more…weird, like people sayin’. Like, you watchin’ it and thinkin’, “What in the tarnation is goin’ on here?” But not in a bad way, necessarily.
- Some folks like the 80s look of it, all them bright colors and big hair. Reminds me of them days when I used to tease my hair so high it almost touched the ceilin’!
- And the love story? Well, it ain’t no Gone with the Wind, I tell ya. It’s kinda sweet in a weird way, this girl and her undead boyfriend. But it ain’t gonna make you swoon or nothin’. It’s…a different kind of love, I reckon.
The acting, though, that’s somethin’ else. This Lisa girl, she’s real good, plays the part just right, all mixed up and kinda lonely. And the creature fella, he’s pretty good too, even though he don’t talk much. He does a lot with his eyes and his…walkin’, I guess you could say.
Some say this movie’s like them old 80s horror comedies, but I dunno ’bout that. It ain’t got that same…energy, you know? It’s more…modern, I guess. But it does have a bit of that old-time feelin’, like when things were simpler, even if you had a dead body in your closet.
Now, the story, it’s kinda all over the place, to be honest. One minute they’re killin’ people, the next minute they’re havin’ a picnic, or somethin’. It’s kinda hard to follow sometimes, but you just gotta go with it, you know? Don’t try to make too much sense of it, and you’ll be alright.
So, would I recommend this Lisa Frankenstein movie? Well, it depends. If you’re lookin’ for a real scary movie, this ain’t it. If you’re lookin’ for a laugh-out-loud comedy, this ain’t it either. But if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ different, somethin’ a little weird and quirky, then yeah, give it a shot. It’s a good one to watch if you ain’t got nothin’ better to do on a rainy afternoon, you know? Just don’t expect too much, and you might be pleasantly surprised.
Overall, it’s a mixed bag, this movie. It ain’t the best thing I ever seen, but it ain’t the worst neither. It’s just…different. And sometimes, different is good, you know? It keeps things interestin’. So, go on, give it a watch, and see what you think. But don’t come complainin’ to me if you don’t like it. I already told ya, it’s weird!
One last thing, don’t go thinkin’ this is some high-brow art film or nothin’. It’s just a movie, somethin’ to pass the time. So, grab some popcorn, settle in, and enjoy the ride. And if you don’t like it, well, nobody’s forcin’ ya to watch it. You can always go watch somethin’ else, you know?
Tags：Lisa Frankenstein, movie review, horror comedy, 80s aesthetic, undead romance, quirky film, dark comedy, Kathryn Newton, Cole Sprouse, Zelda Williams, Diablo Cody.
