Well, howdy there! You wanna know if you’d make it out alive in one of them scary movies? Them horror flicks, they call ‘em. Lordy, some of them are just plain silly, but some, they make your hair stand on end, you know? Like that time I saw that movie with the fella wearin’ a mask… scared me half to death, I tell ya! But I reckon some folks are just tougher than others. So, let’s see if you got what it takes. We gonna have us a little quiz, like, but not too fancy, mind you.
First thing’s first: you hear a creepy noise outside, whatcha do?
- (a) Run outside yellin’ “Who’s there?!” like a fool. (Bless your heart, but that ain’t smart.)
- (b) Lock the doors, grab the biggest darn knife you got, and hide in the closet. (Now you’re thinkin’!)
- (c) Pretend you didn’t hear nothin’ and go back to watchin’ your stories. (Ignorance ain’t always bliss, honey.)
Now, if you picked (a), you’d be the first one gone, sure as shootin’. (b)’s the best bet, but even then, you gotta be quiet as a mouse. And (c)? Well, sometimes it works, but most times, that creepy noise comes back to bite ya.
Okay, next question. You’re runnin’ from the bad guy, and you come to a fork in the road. Which way you go?
- (a) The dark, spooky path through the woods. (Oh honey, no!)
- (b) The well-lit path that leads to the old, creaky house. (Might be bad, might be good, who knows?)
- (c) Try to hide and ambush the bad guy. (Risky, real risky.)
See, (a) is just askin’ for trouble. Woods are full of critters and who knows what else. (b) might seem safe, but them old houses, they always got secrets. And (c)? Well, if you’re strong and brave, maybe, just maybe, you can pull it off. But most folks ain’t no Rambo, you know.
Alright, here’s another one. You find a group of other folks hiding. What do you do?
- (a) Stick together, safety in numbers, right? (Maybe, maybe not.)
- (b) Go off on your own, you don’t trust nobody. (Lone wolf, huh?)
- (c) Try to take charge and boss everyone around. (Folks don’t like that much.)
Now, (a) sounds good, but sometimes them groups got weak links, and they just slow you down. (b) might work if you’re sneaky and know what you’re doing, but it’s lonely out there. And (c)? Well, nobody likes a bossy pants, especially when they’re scared. You gotta work together, but watch your back, that’s what I say.
Let’s say you got a weapon. What you pickin’?
- (a) A flimsy little kitchen knife. (Butter knife ain’t gonna do much.)
- (b) A big ol’ shotgun. (Now you’re talkin’!)
- (c) A pointy stick. (Better than nothin’, I guess.)
Well, (a) is better than nothin’, but not by much. (b) is the best choice, if you know how to use it, of course. And (c)? Hey, sometimes you gotta make do with what you got. But remember, it ain’t just the weapon, it’s how you use it.
Last question, here. You finally face the bad guy, what’s your plan?
- (a) Beg for mercy. (Ain’t gonna work, sweetie.)
- (b) Fight like hell, even if you’re scared. (That’s the spirit!)
- (c) Try to reason with him. (Bad guys ain’t known for bein’ reasonable.)
Now, (a)? Forget about it. Bad guys in them movies, they ain’t got no mercy. (b) is your best bet. You gotta fight for your life. And (c)? Honey, they don’t listen to reason. They’re too far gone.
So, there you have it. A little quiz to see if you’d survive. There ain’t no guarantees in life, or in them scary movies, but if you’re smart, brave, and a little bit lucky, you just might make it out alive. And if you don’t? Well, at least you tried, right?
Remember, common sense and a good pair of runnin’ shoes can go a long way! And for heaven’s sake, don’t go runnin’ upstairs! That’s where they always get ya!
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