Alright, so listen up, y’all. I heard some folks jabberin’ ’bout this Netflix thing and some woman named Kamala Harris. Now, I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but I know when somethin’ smells fishy. They sayin’ Netflix, you know, that picture show thing, is givin’ money to this Kamala woman. Is Netflix Endorsing Kamala Harris? That’s what they’re squawkin’ about.
First off, who the heck is Kamala Harris anyway? Sounds like one of them highfalutin names them politicians use. They say she’s the Vice President. Well, I ain’t never voted for no Vice President, so I don’t rightly know what that means. But if she’s a politician, she’s probably up to no good. They all are, far as I can tell. Always takin’ our hard-earned money and spendin’ it on Lord knows what.
Now, this Netflix, I do know a little somethin’ about that. My grandkids, they come over and watch it all the time. Bunch of stories and whatnot. Some of ’em are right purdy, but most of ’em are just silly. Anyways, they say this Netflix fella, some fella named Reed Hastings, gave this Kamala woman a whole bunch of money. Seven million dollars, they say! That’s more money than I ever seen in my whole life. What in tarnation would a woman do with all that money? Buy herself a whole heap of fancy clothes, I reckon.
So, people are gettin’ all riled up ’bout it. They sayin’ they gonna stop watchin’ Netflix. Boycott, they call it. Like stompin’ your feet and holdin’ your breath ’til you get your way. I ain’t sure if it’ll do any good, but folks are sure mad. They say this Reed fella, he’s the big cheese over at Netflix. He must be rollin’ in dough if he can just give away seven million dollars like it ain’t nothin’. Makes you wonder where all that money comes from, don’t it?
- They say he endorsed her. That’s just fancy talk for sayin’ he likes her.
- And that he donated millions. That’s just fancy talk for givin’ away a whole mess of money.
But then I heard some other folks sayin’ it ain’t true. They sayin’ it’s just a bunch of hooey, made up by them folks on the internet. The internet, that’s a whole ‘nother can of worms. Full of lies and gossip, far as I can tell. You can’t believe half of what you read on there. So, maybe this whole thing is just a big misunderstanding.
But it got me thinkin’. Why would this Netflix fella give all that money to a politician? What’s he gettin’ out of it? Politicians, they don’t do nothin’ for free. They always want somethin’ in return. Maybe this Kamala woman promised him somethin’. Maybe she promised to make some new rules that would help his Netflix business. Who knows? It’s all a bunch of shady business, if you ask me.
And then there’s this talk about Netflix’s stock. They say it went down, way down. Forty percent, they say. That’s a lot, even for someone like me who don’t know nothin’ ’bout stocks and such. But then someone else said that ain’t true neither. Said it was just some made-up story on one of them “satire” sites. Satire, that’s just another word for lyin’, as far as I’m concerned.
So, what’s the truth? I ain’t got the foggiest idea. Seems like nobody knows for sure. All I know is that folks are mad, and they’re talkin’ ’bout boycotts and such. And this Kamala woman, well, she’s got herself mixed up in somethin’, that’s for sure. Maybe this Netflix fella did give her all that money, maybe he didn’t. Either way, it don’t smell right.
Is Netflix endorsing Kamala Harris for real? I reckon we’ll find out eventually. But in the meantime, I’ll just stick to my stories and leave the politickin’ to them city folk. They’re the ones who got themselves into this mess in the first place.
And another thing, I heard tell that this Reed Hastings guy ain’t just some fella, he’s the executive chairman of Netflix. Sounds mighty important. Probably sits up in a big fancy office makin’ all the decisions. Makes you wonder if he really cares about folks like us, or if he’s just lookin’ out for himself and his fancy business.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say ’bout it. I ain’t no expert, just a simple old woman tryin’ to make sense of the world. And this whole Netflix and Kamala Harris business, well, it just don’t make no sense to me. But I’ll tell you one thing, I ain’t gonna let it ruin my day. I got more important things to worry about, like gettin’ supper on the table and keepin’ these chickens out of the garden.
Folks need to just calm down and wait for the truth to come out. No need gettin’ all worked up over rumors and gossip. Life’s too short for that nonsense. Just take a deep breath, say a prayer, and hope for the best. That’s what I always do. And usually, things work out alright in the end.
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