Okay, so the other day I was scrolling through those online quizzes, you know, the ones that tell you what kind of pizza topping you are or which Disney princess would be your BFF? Well, I stumbled upon this one called “Which Horror Movie Killer Are You?” and I thought, “Why the heck not?”
I clicked on it, and the first thing I saw was a bunch of creepy pictures of horror movie icons like Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, and Michael Myers. You know, the usual suspects. The quiz promised to reveal which one of these lovely folks I’m most like. I was thinking, there are some twenty questions to go through, maybe this is gonna take a little longer time than I think. And the questions started coming in.
They asked me stuff like, “Which weapon would you choose?” and “What’s your biggest fear?” I even had to pick my dream home, which, in this context, I guess means my ideal murder house. And let me tell you, some of these questions were weird. I mean, who really thinks about what outfit they’d wear while, you know, doing killer stuff? The questions also asked, “Which qualities would describe you?” and “What’s your dream home?” “What’s your biggest fear?” “What outfit would you choose?” It’s not like I have a closet full of murder-ready outfits or anything, just normal people’s daily clothes. There are some questions I really can not remember, but all of them are just like those mentioned above, no special questions or something I can not understand.
Anyway, I answered all the questions as honestly as I could. I mean, as honestly as you can when you’re pretending to be a horror movie villain. And after what felt like forever, I finally got my result.
And guess what? Apparently, I’m most like… Michael Myers! Yeah, the silent, masked guy from “Halloween.” I have to admit, it’s kind of cool. I mean, he’s mysterious, he’s relentless, and he’s got that iconic mask. I just hope I don’t start getting the urge to stalk babysitters or anything.
So, that was my little adventure into the world of horror movie quizzes. It was a fun way to kill some time, and I learned that I have a bit of a dark side. Or at least, a side that appreciates a good horror movie villain. Just remember, if you ever see me walking around in a white mask, don’t panic. It’s probably just me, channeling my inner Michael Myers. Probably.
- I took the “Which Horror Movie Killer Are You?” quiz.
- I answered 20 questions about weapons, fears, and dream homes.
- I was matched with Michael Myers from “Halloween”.
- It was a fun and slightly creepy experience.
My Result
I’m apparently most like Michael Myers, the silent, masked killer from “Halloween.” I guess that means I’m mysterious, relentless, and have a thing for masks. Who knew?
