You ask me ’bout them horror crackle movies, huh? Well, I seen a few in my time, lemme tell ya. That there Crackle, it’s got a whole mess of ’em. Some old, some new, all spooky enough to make your hair stand on end. I don’t like them that much, make me can’t sleep at night.
They got all sorts. Like, them real old ones, you know? Black and white, kinda fuzzy. Them’s the classic horror movies, I reckon. Makes you jump even though you know it ain’t real. But, you know, sometimes them old things, they got a way of creepin’ up on ya. Give ya the willies, they do. One time I watched them old things, I just can’t sleep. I heard every sound that night. It’s terrible.
Then they got them newer ones, all colorful and loud. Lots of jumpin’ and yellin’ in them. And blood. So much blood. Makes me wanna turn away, but I can’t help but peek. I guess that’s why they call ’em horror movies, huh? ‘Cause they’re just so darn horrible! My neighbor, she loves them things. Watches ’em all the time. Me? I prefer somethin’ a little more… peaceful. Like them cooking shows. This is more fun.
But if you like that kinda thing, that Crackle’s got plenty. They even got them movies with demons and ghosts. One’s called “The Exorcist”, I think I heard that one before. I don’t watch them kind of things. I saw them words one day when I watched TV. Never watch it. Scared me half to death just hearin’ about it! That is a famous one. Heard about it all the time. Supposed to be real scary. About a little girl, I think. Gets possessed by somethin’ nasty. Nasty things, don’t even like to think about it. I don’t like that demon thing.
And they got these, what do they call ’em, “thrillers”? Yeah, horror thriller movies. Those are the ones that keep ya guessin’. You don’t know what’s gonna happen next. Makes your heart beat real fast. Like when you’re walkin’ home alone at night and you hear somethin’ behind ya. That’s the feelin’ you get from them thriller movies. They are exciting, I have to say. But I can’t watch them. I don’t want to get a heart attack. I’m too old for these.
- Crackle got all them free horror movies.
- Don’t gotta pay a dime, just watch.
- But they got them ads, you know?
- Gotta sit through ’em to watch the movie.
- That’s how they do it, I guess.
They even got them movies about cults. People doin’ strange things, wearin’ robes and chantin’. Creepy stuff. There’s one called “The Endless”, I think. People talk about it. Heard it’s real good, if you like that kinda thing. Me, I don’t understand why people wanna watch that stuff. It’s just a movie, why they make it. But, different strokes for different folks, I suppose.
There are so many kinds of horror movies. Some are really old, some are new. Some make you jump, some make you think, and all of them is scary. It is just like some make you want to close your eyes and some make you can’t sleep.
So if you’re lookin’ for a good scare, that Crackle’s the place to go. They got somethin’ for everyone, even if you’re a scaredy-cat like me! Just remember to keep the lights on, and maybe have someone watch with ya. You know, just in case. And don’t watch them before bed! You’ll be up all night, I guarantee ya!
Now, I ain’t no expert on these horror crackle movies. I just know what I seen, and what I heard. But there’s plenty of folks out there who know a whole lot more than me. They can tell ya all about the best ones, the scariest ones, the ones that’ll really make your skin crawl. They can make a list for you. The best horror movies list. Then you can find them all on Crackle. That’s convenient.
I remember one time, I was watchin’ one of them movies, and there was this scene where this monster, it just popped right outta the closet! Scared me so bad, I nearly jumped outta my skin! I had to sleep with the light on for a week after that. And I still don’t like lookin’ in my closet at night. Never know what’s hiding in there, you see.
This Crackle, got all the best horror movies, the worst horror movies, they all got them. You can find any horror movies you want. But, you just watch it if you want. I don’t like them, I said before. I don’t want to talk about them any more. Make me scared. I’m too old for this. I like the cooking show more.
These new movies, though, they got all them special effects. Makes it look so real, it’s almost too much. Back in my day, they didn’t have all that fancy stuff. Just a guy in a rubber suit, mostly. But it was still scary, ’cause your imagination, that’s the scariest thing of all. It can make anything seem real, even if it ain’t. So you want to watch these movies, you be careful.
