Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ about this here “Netflix affiliate programs” thing. I ain’t no fancy city slicker, but I reckon I can explain it so even my old hens could understand. So, you wanna make some money, huh? Like sellin’ eggs but with them Netflix shows? Alright, let’s get down to it.
First off, what in tarnation is an “affiliate program”? Sounds mighty complicated, but it ain’t. It’s like this: you tell your neighbor, “Hey, that there Netflix show is right good,” and they go and sign up for Netflix, you get a little somethin’ somethin’ for sendin’ them over. That’s the basic idea of it. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy, right?
Now, from what I hear, Netflix itself ain’t got one of them programs no more. They’re big enough, they don’t need no help from the likes of us, I guess. They’re like that big ol’ rooster in the henhouse, struttin’ around, crowin’ all day long. They don’t need no help gettin’ hens, if ya catch my drift. They’re popular enough on their own, no need for folks like you and me to go around peddlin’ their stuff.
But don’t you go frettin’ just yet. There’s other ways to skin a cat, as they say. See, there’s other places sellin’ stuff that’s got somethin’ to do with Netflix. Like them “Netflix Merch Shops”. I saw my grandbaby wearin’ a shirt with some fella from a Netflix show the other day. Them shops got shirts, mugs, hats, all sorts of knick-knacks. So instead of promoting Netflix itself, you can promote these here merch shops.
- First, you find a merch shop that’s got an affiliate program.
- Then, you sign up. It’s like joinin’ a club, but instead of bingo nights, you get a chance to make some coin.
- They give you a special link, somethin’ like a secret code.
- You share that link with your friends, your family, your chickens – whoever! You can put it on your Face-thingy, or your Twit-thing, or whatever them young folks are usin’ these days.
- When someone clicks on your link and buys somethin’, you get a little piece of the pie. Not a whole pie, mind you, just a slice. But enough slices can fill you right up.
Now, some folks say sellin’ Amazon stuff is easier. I hear tell Amazon’s got a program where you can sell almost anythin’. And they got all sorts of things, from garden tools to fancy shoes, and maybe even some Netflix-related stuff too. It’s like a big ol’ country store, but on that there internet thing.
And don’t forget them other shows, like that “Hulu” thing. It’s like Netflix’s cousin, always tryin’ to get attention. They got their own shows, and they might have their own affiliate programs too. So, if one door closes, another one opens, that’s what I always say. Plenty of fish in the sea, or in this case, plenty of shows on the screen.
So, there you have it. The lowdown on Netflix affiliate programs, or lack thereof. Just remember, even if Netflix itself ain’t payin’ folks to promote them, there’s always other ways to make a dollar or two. Just gotta be a little bit clever, like a fox in the henhouse, but without stealin’ no chickens, of course. Just find somethin’ folks want, tell ‘em about it, and get a little somethin’ for your trouble. That’s the country way, and it works just fine, even in this here fancy internet world.
It ain’t rocket science, just plain ol’ common sense. And if an old gal like me can understand it, well, then so can you. Now go on out there and make some money!
Just remember, don’t go puttin’ all your eggs in one basket. Try different things, see what works. And don’t be afraid to ask for help if you need it. There’s plenty of folks out there who know more about this stuff than I do. Just don’t get swindled by no snake oil salesmen, ya hear?
And one last thing, be honest with folks. Don’t go around promisin’ the moon and the stars if you can’t deliver. Just tell it like it is, and folks will appreciate it. That’s the best way to do business, whether you’re sellin’ eggs or Netflix merch.
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