Well, let me tell ya, young’uns, about these here… uh… “porn game films,” or whatever the kids are callin’ ‘em these days. I ain’t too familiar with all this newfangled technology, but from what I gather, it’s like them picture shows, but you get to… well, you get to mess around with ‘em, I guess. Like them choose your own adventure books, but with more… jigglin’.
Now, I hear tell there’s a whole bunch of these things out there, just like them tomatoes in my garden – some ripe and juicy, some rotten and wormy. Folks are sayin’ 2024 was a big year for these games. Seems like every Tom, Dick, and Harry is makin’ ‘em. They call it the “best” and the “top”, but honestly, it’s all the same to me. They got all kinds, too. Some are free, like that air you breathe, and some cost more than a good milk cow. The free ones are alright, I reckon, if you ain’t got nothin’ else to do. But the fancy ones, they got all the bells and whistles. Shiny pictures, fancy moves… they even got them 3D thingamajigs, makes it feel like you’re right there in the thick of it.
- Free ones are okay for a quick look-see.
- Fancy ones got better pictures, more action.
- Some you play on your computin’ machine, some on them fancy goggles.
They say the best ones are on them Windows machines. Guess that makes sense, those things are powerful enough to pull a plow, they oughta be able to handle a little… jigglin’. And there’s this thing called Patreon, where folks pay money to support the game makers. The more money they get, the more… jigglin’… they put in, I s’pose. It’s like feedin’ a stray cat, the more you give ’em, the more they hang around.
These game makers, they put out new stuff all the time. Every summer, every winter, there’s a whole new batch of these “porn game films.” They rank ‘em, too, like they’re prize-winning pigs at the county fair. Top 10, Top 25, Top 100… shoot, they probably got a Top 1000 somewhere. Makes my head spin, all this talk of numbers. Back in my day, the only numbers that mattered were how many chickens you had and how many eggs they laid.
And the things they do in these games! I tell ya, it’d make a preacher blush. But then again, some of these preachers ain’t as pure as they pretend to be. They got all sorts of… “scenes,” they call ‘em. Romantic ones, wild ones, ones that make you wonder if folks are even built that way. And the characters… well, let’s just say they ain’t shy. They’re always… eager, if you know what I mean. Like a dog chasin’ a squirrel, they’re always after somethin’.
Some folks, they like them VR games, where you put on them goggles and it feels like you’re really there. I tried it once, nearly fell over. Too much jigglin’ for an old lady like me. But the young’uns, they love it. They say it’s the future. Maybe so, maybe so. But I still prefer a good book and a cup of chamomile tea.
Now, I ain’t here to judge. Folks can do what they please in their own homes, long as they ain’t hurtin’ nobody. But I will say this: these “porn game films,” they ain’t real life. They’re just pictures on a screen, made by folks who probably ain’t seen the sun in days. It’s like lookin’ at a picture of a cake, it might look tasty, but it ain’t gonna fill your belly. So, if you’re gonna play these games, don’t go gettin’ any funny ideas. Remember, there’s more to life than… jigglin’.
And that’s about all I got to say on the matter. It’s a whole new world out there, and I’m just an old woman tryin’ to make sense of it. But one thing’s for sure, these “porn game films” ain’t goin’ away anytime soon. So, you young’uns be careful out there. Don’t let them fancy pictures and jigglin’ characters take over your lives. There’s work to be done, crops to be planted, and chickens to be fed. And that, my friends, is a whole lot more important than any game, no matter how much… jigglin’… it’s got. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my tomatoes.
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