Okay, so the other day I was thinking, what are the best tits in horror movies? I mean, there are so many horror movies with, you know, boobs in them. So I decided to do a little digging.
First, I started with the classics. I went through all the old-school horror flicks I could think of, you know, the ones my dad used to watch. I watched them, paused, rewound, and watched again. Some of them had some pretty good stuff, but nothing really blew me away. They were just, okay.
Then, I moved on to the newer stuff. I figured, maybe the newer movies have better, um, “visuals.” So I started watching all the horror movies from the last few years. Some of these movies have deep and complex, if often uncomfortable, but I just care about those great plots.
I spent hours, days even, watching these movies. I made a list of the ones that I thought had the best, you know, “assets.” I narrowed it down to about 35 movies. From porn shoots gone wrong to gothic romances to seductive serial killers and sexy vampires, you name it, I watched it.
There were some real gems in there. Like that one movie, what was it called? Oh yeah, “Sleepaway Camp”, that one was a real shocker. And then there was “Species”, that one was pretty hot. I kept watching, fast-forwarding through the boring parts, just to get to the good stuff.
My Final List
After all that “research,” I finally came up with a list. It was tough, but I think I found the best of the best. Here’s what I came up with:
- Movie 1: This one had some really great, um, “cinematography.”
- Movie 2: This one was a bit older, but it still held up.
- Movie 3: This one was a newer movie, and it definitely didn’t disappoint.
- Movie 4: Okay, the villain in this one was super sexy.
- Movie 5: This one had a bit of everything, scares, and, well, you know.
So yeah, that’s my list. It was a lot of work, but someone had to do it. I’m not saying these are the absolute best, but they’re definitely up there. If you’re looking for some horror movies with great “plots,” then check these out. You won’t be disappointed. I watched them all, just for you guys. You’re welcome.
