Big boobs, you say? That’s what them young folks call ’em these days, ain’t it? Well, I seen a thing or two in my time, and I reckon I know what you’re after. You want them big boobs horror movies, the kind that make your heart jump and, well, other things jump too, maybe. I heard some folks talking ’bout these kinda movies down at the market. They said they was good for a scare and, uh, other things.
Now, I ain’t seen all these pictures they talk about. I’m more of a soap opera gal, myself. But from what I hear, there’s plenty of these horror movies with, well, you know…big assets. And some of them got lots of jump scares. They say it’s a good mix, you see? Some folks like that kinda thing.
One of them movies I heard about, it’s called “Friday the 13th”. They said it got a fella in a mask, running around and doing all sorts of nasty things. And, if I heard right, there’s some ladies in that one that, well, they ain’t shy. I reckon that might be one of them big boobs horror movies you’re lookin’ for.
- “Friday the 13th”, that’s one.
- Got a scary fella in a mask.
- And some ladies, they ain’t shy, if you catch my drift.
Then there’s another one, something about fish. “Piranha”, I think they called it. Now, I ain’t never seen no fish like that ’round here, but they say these ones, they bite. And they bite everything! And there’s a lot of swimmin’ in that one, and not much clothes, if you know what I mean. Lots of big boobs swimmin’ around, gettin’ chased by them nasty fish. That’s what them young folks was sayin’ anyway. I think they made a couple of them piranha movies, so you’re getting two for one on that, that’s the big boobs and the horror, you see.
They say these kinda movies are popular, that horror and, well, you know… They go together like, like peanut butter and jelly, I reckon. It’s like, you get scared, and then you see somethin’ nice, and then you get scared again. It’s a whole thing. The young’uns like the scary parts and the other parts. Some of them are into the sexy horror movies, I guess.
Some folks, they just like lookin’ at pretty things, you know? And I guess that’s alright. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with appreciatin’ a nice…view. And if it comes with a little bit of a scare, well, that’s just part of the fun, I suppose. I ain’t one to judge. Everybody’s got their own thing they like in these horror movies with big boobs.
Now, I heard there’s these movies with vampires, too. And them vampires, they’re always after somethin’, ain’t they? And sometimes, it ain’t just blood, if you catch my drift. They say some of them vampire ladies, they got it all. Scary and, well, you know… Big boobs and all that. And they’re usually wearin’ them fancy dresses, all low cut and whatnot. It’s those sexy vampire movies, you know?
- Vampires, they’re scary.
- And sometimes, they like more than just blood.
- Them vampire ladies, they got it all, I hear.
There was also this lady that was in a funny movie, then she was in a scary one. It was with that fella with the big smile. They said that was a good one for the scare, and other things. I think they said it was “Ghosts of Mars”. I don’t know nothing about Mars. But they said it was a good one. That could be a horror movie with big boobs.
I don’t know if all these movies are good or not. Some folks like ’em, some don’t. But if you’re lookin’ for them big boobs horror movies, I reckon there’s plenty out there. Just gotta know where to look. And maybe ask around a little. Them young folks, they know all about these things. They’re always watchin’ somethin’ on their phones and whatnot.
I heard a man said it is not good to let kids watch these scary movies. Something about nightmares and panic. I think you need to be careful with these horror movies around kids, that’s what I think.
Anyway, I hope that helps you some. Like I said, I ain’t seen all these movies myself. But I hear things. And if you’re lookin’ for big boobs and scares, I reckon you’ll find ’em. Just be careful what you wish for, you know? Sometimes, them scares, they can be a little too real. And them, uh, other things, well, they can be distractin’, I suppose. But hey, who am I to say? You do you, honey. You do you. There’s all kinds of sexy horror movies out there in 2024, if that’s what you want.
