Well, let me tell ya, those horror movies, they always got somethin’ to catch your eye, ain’t they? Lots of screaming and running, sure, but sometimes, there’s somethin’ else that pops out, you know? Big boobs in horror movies, that’s what we’re talkin’ about.
Now, I ain’t no fancy movie expert or nothin’, but I seen my fair share of flicks. And lemme tell ya, them moviemakers, they know what they doin’. They stickin’ them pretty young things in there, and sometimes, well, them girls are… gifted, let’s just say. It gets your heart pumpin’, that’s for sure. Faster than just the scary parts, you know?
They say when you watch them scary movies, your body gets all worked up. Your heart goes thump-thump-thump, like a rabbit in a dog pen. You breathe faster, like you just run up a hill. It’s all that fear juice, they call it adrenaline, floodin’ ya. But I reckon seein’ some of them girls, that gets your heart goin’ just as much.
- Scary movies make your heart beat fast.
- Lots of people like scary movies, men and women both.
- Sometimes, they say, the fear makes you wanna cuddle up close to someone.
It ain’t just men watchin’ these movies, neither. Lots of women like ’em too. And even some of them folks that don’t fit in the man or woman box, they like ’em too. Everybody likes a good scare, I guess. But I betcha most of ’em don’t mind seein’ a bit of… extra… somethin’ somethin’ on the screen.
And them movie folks, they know how to use it. They call it the “snuggle theory” or some such nonsense. Means when you get scared, you wanna hold on tight to somebody. And if there’s a pretty girl on the screen with, well, you know… big… assets… maybe that makes you wanna snuggle up even more. Or maybe it just makes the fellas wanna watch, plain and simple.
Now, I remember this one movie, Friday the 13th, I think it was called. One of them later ones. There was this girl… well, never mind the story, it was all a bunch of killin’ and whatnot. But this girl, she was… let’s just say she wasn’t shy. And then there was them Piranha movies, the ones in 3D. Fish bitin’ folks, but also… lots of… you know. Horror movies with big boobs, they definitely exist. Makes you wonder what they’re really sellin’ sometimes, the scare or the… scenery.
And it ain’t just new movies neither. They been doin’ this for years! Even way back when, in them old black and white pictures, they had pretty girls. Every single one of them scary movies, they had women in ’em. And some of them women, they were… well, they were somethin’ to look at. One fella even mentioned some movie called Poultrygeist, said it had “chicken breasts”, whatever that means. But I reckon he was talkin’ ’bout the same thing we are. They use it to get the fellas in the seats, he says. Bring a girl, she gets scared, she wants to be close… you see how it works?
It’s hard to say which movie had the most, you know, “impressive” ladies. There’s just too many to choose from. Some folks talk about this Rocky Horror Picture Show, or that Planet Terror. Others like somethin’ called From Dusk Till Dawn or Single White Female. There’s even one about some kinda… alien lady, I think. Species, they called it. That Natasha Henstridge girl, she was in it. Pretty as a picture, and… well, you get the idea. Too many to pick just one.
But the thing is, it works, don’t it? You got your scary monster, your creepy killer, and then you got your pretty girl. And sometimes, that pretty girl, she’s got… a lot to offer, let’s just say. It’s all part of the show, I reckon. A little bit of fear, a little bit of… excitement. And that’s why people keep watchin’, ain’t it? Big boobs in scary movies, it’s just part of the whole deal, like popcorn and soda.
So next time you’re watchin’ one of them horror flicks, and you see a girl who’s… well, you know… don’t act surprised. It’s been goin’ on for years, and it ain’t gonna stop anytime soon. It’s just how they do things in Hollywood, I guess. Give ’em a scare, and give ’em somethin’ pretty to look at. That’s the recipe, seems like.
