Well, howdy there, y’all! Today, we’re gonna jaw about them horror movie props for sale. You know, them creepy things they use in them scary movies? Yeah, them things!
I ain’t never seen a real ghost myself, mind you. But I tell you what, some of them props, they give me the heebie-jeebies just lookin’ at ’em! Like that Hellraiser Cube Puzzle Box. Heard tell they sell them things. Don’t know why anyone’d want one, but hey, to each their own, I reckon.
Now, where do you find these things? Well, some folks say that is a good place to start. They say you can find all sorts of horror movie props over there. New ones, used ones, all kinds. And they say the prices ain’t too bad, and the shippin’ is fast and free sometimes. Sounds like a good deal, if you’re into that sort of thing.
- They got all sorts, they do. Masks, like that fella Freddy Krueger with the burnt-up face and knives on his fingers. Heard they sell masks of him, even ones with the tongue stickin’ out. Creepy, I tell ya!
- And then there’s them pictures. Like that one from that movie, The Shining, with the creepy ballroom. Folks buy them things and hang ’em in their houses. Don’t make no sense to me, but like I said, to each their own.
Some folks are real serious about this movie prop stuff. They call it “movie memorabilia” or somethin’ fancy like that. They even buy the clothes them actors wore! Imagine that! Payin’ good money for some old rags just ’cause some fella wore ’em in a movie. Land sakes!
I heard tell that there’s even some props that are worth a whole heap of money. Like that Zuni Hunter doll from that Trilogy of Terror movie. Folks say it sold for more than two hundred thousand dollars! Can you believe that? Two hundred thousand dollars for a doll! That’s more money than I’ve seen in my whole life, I betcha.
Now, what happens to all them props after they’re done makin’ the movie? Well, I heard they either keep ’em in a big warehouse, so they can use ’em again in other movies. Or sometimes, they have a public auction and sell ’em off to whoever wants ’em. That’s how folks get their hands on all them authentic horror movie props, I guess.
And you know what? These horror movies, they make a whole lotta money. More money than them lovey-dovey movies or them shoot-’em-up cowboy movies, even. That Saw movie, I heard tell it made a whole bunch of money. So I guess that’s why they keep makin’ these scary movies and sellin’ all them props. ‘Cause folks keep buyin’ ’em!
So, if you’re lookin’ to buy yourself some horror movie props, I reckon you can find ’em on the internet or at them auctions. Just be careful, though. Some of them things are mighty spooky. You don’t want ’em comin’ to life in the middle of the night, now do ya? Heck, I wouldn’t even want one of those Freddy Krueger masks staring at me from across the room. Gives me the chills just thinkin’ about it! But hey, if that’s your cup of tea, then go for it. Just don’t say I didn’t warn ya!
Authentic horror movie props are a strange thing. Some folks love ’em, some folks hate ’em. Me? I’m somewhere in the middle. I appreciate a good scary movie now and then, but I don’t need to own no creepy doll or bloody knife to prove it. But hey, like I keep sayin’, to each their own. If you wanna spend your hard-earned money on horror movie props and costumes, well, that’s your business. Just don’t expect me to come over to your house and admire ’em, that’s all I’m saying!
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about horror movie props for sale. Hope I helped you out some, even though I don’t know why anyone would want such scary stuff. You young folks and your strange hobbies, I tell ya! You be careful out there, and don’t go buyin’ anything that’ll give you nightmares!
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