Alright, alright, settle down now, let me tell ya ’bout them scary movies, the ones that start with a “D”, you know? Like that Damien: Omen II. Heard folks talkin’ ’bout it, sayin’ it’s spooky. Never seen it myself, too busy milkin’ the cows and feedin’ the chickens, but they say it gives ya the chills. Rotten Tomatoes, whatever that is, gives it a 46, so maybe it ain’t all that scary, huh? But them city folks, they get scared easy.
Now, demons, them’s the real scary things. Movies about demons, they always creep me out. Seen bits and pieces of some, like that Exorcist thing. Folks screamin’ and twistin’ around, not natural, I tell ya. You can watch it on that Amazon Prime thingy or that Google Play, if you’re into that sort of stuff. Me? I prefer a good ol’ fashioned ghost story, somethin’ you can whisper ’round a campfire.
- Demons, they’re bad news. Always causin’ trouble.
- Movies about ’em, they make your skin crawl.
- But sometimes, they’re just plain silly. Like that Truth or Dare movie. Heard it was awful. Friends playin’ a game, and the game turns mean. Sounds like somethin’ my grandkids would make up. Dumb and boring, they said. Characters ain’t worth a lick.
Then there’s those movies about sisters, always fightin’ and makin’ up. But this one, it’s got demons too. Flesh-possessin’ demons, no less. Sisters get together, and bam! Demons show up. Ruins everything, I tell ya. Can’t a family just have a nice reunion without some evil crawlin’ in? Makes ya think twice ’bout invitin’ folks over, that’s for sure.
Scary movies, they ain’t my cup of tea, but some folks love ’em. They like gettin’ the bejeebers scared outta them. Me? I get enough scares just tryin’ to keep the squirrels outta the garden. Them little critters are more trouble than a whole pack of demons, I swear. But hey, to each their own, right? If you like watchin’ folks get possessed and chased by monsters, go right ahead. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you can’t sleep at night.
But if you ask me, the real horror is when the crops fail, or the well runs dry. Now that’s somethin’ to be scared of. Not some fancy-pants demon in a movie. Give me a good rainstorm over a spooky movie any day. At least the rain helps the garden grow. Demons? They just cause headaches and nightmares.
Anyways, that’s all I gotta say ’bout them “D” horror movies. Damien, Demons, Dumb movies… they got it all. You wanna watch ’em, that’s your business. Just remember to lock your doors and say your prayers. You never know what might be lurkin’ in the shadows. Or maybe it’s just the neighbor’s cat. Cats are creepy sometimes, too.
And don’t forget, there’s always somethin’ scary about family. Them sisters in that movie, fightin’ and then gettin’ chased by demons? Sounds like a typical Tuesday to me. Family’s a blessing, they say, but sometimes, it’s a curse, too. Just like them scary movies, I guess. You get the good with the bad, the screams with the laughs, and the demons with the… well, with more demons, it seems.
So, there you have it. My two cents on them horror movies. Take it or leave it. I’m gonna go make some apple pie. That’s somethin’ that ain’t scary, unless you burn it. Then it’s a whole different kind of horror, lemme tell ya.
Tags: [Horror Movies, Demons, Damien, Omen, Exorcist, Truth or Dare, Scary, Possessed, Family, Sisters]
