Alright, alright, listen up you young’uns. We gonna talk about them horror movie costumes for men, ya hear? Halloween’s comin’ up, and you don’t wanna be lookin’ like a fool, do ya? No sir, not on my watch.
So, first off, you gotta think about what kinda scary fella you wanna be. You wanna be one of them slashers, like that fella with the white mask, you know, the one who’s always chasin’ them teenagers? They call him Ghostface, I think. That’s a pretty easy one. Just get yourself a black robe, the kind them preacher fellas wear, and a white mask. You can find them masks at the store, even at the Dollar Store sometimes. And get yourself a big ol’ knife, the plastic kind, mind you, don’t go gettin’ a real one. Safety first, I always say.
Then there’s that creepy doll, Chucky. Now, that one’s a bit trickier. You gotta get yourself some overalls, the blue kind, and a striped shirt. And you gotta paint your face all up, make it look all scary and cracked. And that red hair, don’t forget the red hair! You can find a wig somewhere, or maybe just spray paint your own hair if you’re feelin’ brave. But don’t blame me if it don’t wash out, ya hear?
And them zombies, they’re always popular. That’s easy enough. Just get yourself some old clothes, rip ‘em up a bit, make ‘em look dirty. And then you gotta get some makeup, make your face look all pale and dead-like. You can use some grey eyeshadow, maybe some green, make it look like you ain’t slept in a hundred years. And walk all stiff and slow, like you ain’t got no bones left in ya. That’s the trick to bein’ a good zombie.
- Ghostface: Black robe, white mask, plastic knife. Easy peasy.
- Chucky: Blue overalls, striped shirt, red hair, scary makeup. A bit more work, but worth it.
- Zombie: Old ripped clothes, pale makeup, stiff walk. Anyone can do it.
Now, if you wanna be a bit more… fancy, you could try bein’ one of them twins from that movie in that big ol’ hotel. The Shining, that’s what they called it. You gotta find yourself a blue dress, a little girl’s dress, and some white socks and black shoes. And you gotta get a friend to do it with ya, ‘cause there’s two of them twins. And you gotta stand there all creepy-like, holdin’ hands and starin’ at folks. That’ll give ‘em the shivers, for sure.
Or how about bein’ a devil? That’s always a good one for scaring the pants off folks. You can get yourself some red clothes, or even black ones. And you gotta make some horns, maybe out of tin foil and paper, like them crafty folks do. Paint ‘em red or black, and stick ‘em on your head. And get yourself a tail, too. You can use a piece of rope, or maybe an old belt. And paint your face red, make it look all fiery and mean. And don’t forget that pointy beard, you can use some cotton balls and paint them black.
Listen, you don’t gotta spend a lot of money to have a good costume. Sometimes the simplest ones are the best. Like them bird costumes. You just get yourself a bunch of feathers, any color you want, and glue ‘em onto a shirt and pants. And make a little beak out of paper, stick it on your nose. And flap your arms around like a crazy bird. That’s a good one for the fellas who don’t like all that makeup and fuss.
So there ya have it, some ideas for your horror movie costumes. Just remember to have fun with it, and don’t go scarin’ the little kids too much. And most importantly, don’t forget to bring a big ol’ bag for all that candy! That’s what Halloween’s all about, ain’t it? Now go on, get outta here and start plannin’ your costumes. Halloween’s comin’ fast!
And one last thing, you young fellas make sure your costumes are decent you know? Don’t go wearin’ nothin’ that’ll get you in trouble with the law or make the good Lord blush. You hear?
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