Alright, let’s gab about this Brianna Beach and her new movies, or whatever they call ’em these days. I ain’t no spring chicken, so keeping up with all these young folks and their picture shows is a chore, ya know?
First off, who in the tarnation is Brianna Beach? Sounds like a fancy name, like one of them city girls. Is she one of them actresses? Lord, they got so many nowadays, all dolled up and makin’ faces on the TV. Back in my day, we had real stars, like… well, never mind, y’all wouldn’t know ’em. Brianna Beach, Brianna Beach… Sounds like a place you’d go to get sand in your shoes.
So, what kinda movies does she make? Are they them shoot-em-up bang-bang ones? My grandson, he loves them. Always makin’ gun noises and runnin’ around like a wild thang. Or maybe she’s in them lovey-dovey ones, where folks are always cryin’ and kissin’. Can’t stand them, too much mush for my taste. Give me a good ol’ Western any day. John Wayne, now there was a real man!
- Is she good at actin’? Some of these young’uns, they just stand there like a stick in the mud.
- Does she got a nice smile? People like a nice smile, makes ya feel warm inside.
- And what about her clothes? Are they clean and proper, or are they all ripped up and showin’ too much skin? My grandma woulda had a fit if she saw some of the things these girls wear today.
Now, about these new movies… I heard tell they got all sorts of fancy things in ’em now. Computers and whatnot. They can make anything happen on screen, even make a cow fly if they wanted to. I reckon that’s kinda neat, but it ain’t real, ya know? Give me a good story, that’s what I say. Somethin’ with heart, somethin’ that makes ya think. Don’t need no fancy computer tricks for that.
I tried watchin’ one of them new movies with my grandson the other day. Lord, I couldn’t make heads or tails of it. Too much jumpin’ around and loud noises. And the talkin’! They talk so fast, like they’re tryin’ to win a race. I had to ask my grandson what was happenin’ every five minutes. He just kept sayin’, “Grandma, you don’t get it.” Well, maybe I don’t, but it ain’t my fault they make things so complicated.
If Brianna Beach is in one of them new movies, I hope she at least speaks plain English. And I hope she ain’t one of them actresses who’s always causin’ trouble. We got enough of that in the world already. I like a good, wholesome girl, someone you could bring home to meet your mama. That’s the kind of person I’d wanna see on my TV screen.
I guess I’ll have to ask my daughter about this Brianna Beach. She keeps up with all that Hollywood stuff. Maybe she can tell me if this girl’s movies are worth watchin’. But if they’re anything like that last one I saw, I think I’ll just stick to my old shows. At least I know what’s goin’ on in them.
So, there ya have it. My two cents on Brianna Beach and her new movies. I ain’t no expert, mind you, just an old lady who likes a good story. And if Brianna Beach can tell a good story, well then, maybe she’s alright after all. But she better not be wearin’ nothin’ too skimpy, or I’m turnin’ that TV off faster than a jackrabbit in a hailstorm.
And another thing, these movies better not be too long. My old bones can’t sit still for that long, ya know? A couple of hours is enough. After that, I need to get up and stretch my legs, maybe have a cup of tea. So, Brianna Beach, if you’re listenin’, keep it short and sweet, that’s what I say.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about Brianna Beach and her movies. I hope she does well, whoever she is. And I hope her movies are somethin’ the whole family can watch, not just them young folks with their fancy gadgets and their short attention spans.
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