Hey there, you young’uns! Let me tell you about these movies, Dumb and Dumber, they’s somethin’ else. Dumb and Dumber movies 123, that’s what they call ’em. I seen ’em all, more than once, I reckon.
Dumb and Dumber, The First One
First one, well, it’s about these two fellas, Lloyd and Harry. Dumb as a box of rocks, both of ’em. But they got good hearts, I suppose. They found a suitcase full of money. Belonged to a pretty lady named Mary. She was headin’ to Aspen. Fancy place, I hear. Never been there myself, though. These two, they decided they was gonna return that money to her.
They got this car, looks like a big dog. Silly lookin’ thing. And they drove all the way to Aspen. Had all sorts of troubles on the way, you wouldn’t believe. Fightin’ and arguin’ and gettin’ into all kinds of messes. Like two old hens, they was. But funny, oh, it was funny! I laughed so hard my belly hurt!
- They drove that dog car all over.
- Lloyd, he’s a real lovesick puppy for that Mary.
- Harry, he’s just, well, he’s just Harry.
- Lots of silly stuff happens. Lots!
Dumb and Dumber To, The Second One
Then there’s another one, Dumb and Dumber To. Years later, I reckon. Lloyd, he’s been in one of them loony bins. Pretendin’ to be all messed up in the head. For twenty years! Can you believe that? Turns out, he was just foolin’ everyone. Harry, he needed a new kidney or somethin’. They found out he had a daughter he never knew about.
So they went off to find her. Hopin’ she could give him a kidney, you see. Another long trip, lots of crazy stuff happenin’. They’re still dumb as stumps, those two. But they make you laugh. They went to this place, it is called El Paso.
- Lloyd was foolin’ everyone for years!
- Harry needed a new kidney. His old one was busted.
- They found out Harry had a daughter.
- More crazy road trip adventures. Always an adventure with these two.
That girl, she was smart. Not like them two. She was goin’ to one of them fancy meetin’s. With all them smart people talkin’ about science and whatnot. Lloyd and Harry, they messed that all up, of course. Always messin’ things up.
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd, The Third One
And there is a third one too! It’s called Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd. It’s about when they was young. Back in school. Even dumber back then, if you can believe it. They got into all sorts of trouble in school. The principal, he was a mean one. Tryin’ to steal money from the school, he was.
- It shows them as young’uns in school.
- They were even dumber back then!
- Mean old principal tryin’ to steal money.
- They got into all sorts of trouble at school. Just like later on!
These two, they accidentally helped catch him. Being dumb as they are, they didn’t even know they was doin’ it. But they did. They saved the day, I guess you could say. That principal went to jail. These two, they was heroes, in their own dumb way.
Why These Movies Are Good
These Dumb and Dumber movies, they’s just plain funny. You don’t gotta think too hard. Just sit back and laugh. They do all sorts of silly things. Say all sorts of silly things. If you like to laugh and like that kind of comedy you will love these movies. They are classics, that’s what they are.
They remind me of my old neighbor, bless his heart. He wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but he was always good for a laugh. These movies, they’re just like him. Dumb, but good-hearted. And funny. Real funny.
You can find these movies, Dumb and Dumber 123, I think, in them movie stores. Or maybe on that internet thing. I don’t know much about that. My grandson, he helps me with that stuff. But if you want a good laugh, you should watch ’em. You won’t regret it. I sure didn’t. Watched ’em over and over again. Still make me laugh every time. They are one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen!
So, if you want a good laugh, that’s what I say. These Dumb and Dumber movies 123 are great. Watch them all, you will see! They are just very funny. You don’t need to be smart to like them, I know I like them, and I like them a lot. They are the best!
