Alright, alright, let’s talk about these here “drinking games on Netflix”. Don’t know much about this fancy “Netflix” thing, but my grandkids, they’re always glued to it. Sounds like they got games on there, and you can drink while you watch? Well, I’ll be! Back in my day, we drank moonshine and played cards, none of this TV stuff.
So, what kinda games they got? Heard tell there’s somethin’ called “The Wolf of Wall Street”. Sounds like a city fella movie. Probably got lots of fancy talk and people makin’ big money. Maybe you drink every time someone yells or throws money around. Seems like a good way to get tipsy, that’s for sure. Them city folks, they always got some wild ideas.
Then there’s this “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”. Now that sounds like a history thing, maybe knights and horses? My old man, he used to tell stories about horses. Said they were stubborn as mules sometimes. Anyways, for this kinda movie, maybe you drink every time someone says “huzzah” or clangs swords together. Or maybe you drink every time someone falls off a horse. That would be a laugh, wouldn’t it?
Now, this here “Netflix drinking games” thing, it ain’t just about watchin’. You gotta have some friends around. Can’t be drinkin’ alone, that’s just sad. Get yourself a group, some snacks, and somethin’ strong to drink. Then you pick a show or a movie and decide on the rules. Like, every time someone kisses, you drink. Or every time someone says a certain word. You can make it up as you go, that’s the fun part. Just don’t get too carried away, ya hear? Don’t want no one fallin’ over and breakin’ a hip.
- First, you gotta pick a show or a movie.
- Then, you gotta figure out the rules. What makes you drink?
- Get some friends together. Drinking alone is no fun.
- Have some snacks on hand. Gotta have somethin’ to munch on.
- And most important, don’t drink too much!
Heard there’s even games ON Netflix itself now. My grandkids were jabberin’ about it. Said you can play right there on the TV. Imagine that! Games on the TV! We used to play hopscotch and hide-and-seek. Now they got games on a little box. Times sure have changed. But if you see a game on that Netflix, well, I guess you could drink while you play that too. Maybe drink every time you lose a point, or every time you win. Just make sure you can still see the screen after a few drinks!
Some folks say you should drink when there’s lots of close-up shots, you know, when the camera is right up in someone’s face. Or when they show a big, wide picture of the whole scene. They got all sorts of rules for this stuff. Sounds complicated to me. I say, just drink when you feel like it. That’s how we did it back in the day. No fancy rules, just good times and good company.
There’s even somethin’ called “The Hungover Games”. Now that sounds like a movie about folks who drank too much! Maybe you drink every time someone in the movie looks sick or grabs their head. Or maybe you drink every time someone mentions a hangover. Seems fitting, don’t it? Just make sure you don’t end up like them folks in the movie.
Then there’s this “Brain Games” thing. Sounds like thinkin’ games. I ain’t much for thinkin’ games, gives me a headache. But if you wanna drink while you watch, maybe you drink every time someone gets an answer wrong, or every time someone looks confused. Or maybe you drink every time they show you one of them fancy illusions. You know, the kind that makes your eyes play tricks on you. Those things always make me dizzy.
So, there you have it. A whole bunch of ways to play these “drinking games on Netflix”. Just remember to be safe and have fun. And don’t blame me if you wake up with a headache the next morning. I told you to take it easy!
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