Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about them TV shows, the ones on that Netflix thingy. You know, the kind that won’t make your eyeballs spin and your head feel like it’s gonna pop. Some of these shows, they just go too fast, too loud, like a runaway tractor. We need somethin’ calmer, somethin’ that won’t rile up the young’uns or give us old folks a heart attack. So, let’s find some of them non stimulating shows on Netflix, okay?

First off, what do I mean by “non stimulating”? Well, it ain’t rocket science. It just means shows that ain’t gonna make you jump outta your skin. They’re slow, like molasses in January. The colors ain’t all bright and flashy, more like the colors you see out in the fields – browns, greens, blues. And the stories? They gotta be easy to follow, like a good ol’ country yarn. No complicated stuff, you hear?

Now, I heard tell of a show called “Franklin“. Yeah, that little turtle. They say it’s been around since way back in 1997. That’s a long time, even for an old gal like me. I reckon it’s gotta be pretty good if it’s still around. Folks say it’s gentle, teaches good lessons, ain’t got no scary monsters or loud noises. Sounds just about right, don’t it? Perfect for the little ones, and maybe even for us older folks who just want a bit of peace and quiet.

  • Slow Paced Shows are Good for Ya

See, these fast shows, they get your brain all worked up. It’s like tryin’ to chase a chicken that’s got its head cut off – just chaos! A slow show, though, that’s like sittin’ on the porch swing, sippin’ sweet tea, watchin’ the sun go down. It lets your mind rest, lets you think straight. And for the kids, well, it helps them learn better. They can actually pay attention to what’s goin’ on, instead of just gettin’ bombarded with noise and colors.

Another thing to look for is them shows with real people, or at least critters that act like real people. Not all them cartoon characters that bounce around like rubber balls. You want somethin’ that feels real, somethin’ you can relate to. Stories about everyday life, about friendship, about learnin’ new things. That’s the kinda stuff that sticks with you, the kinda stuff that makes you a better person.

And don’t forget about colors! Them bright, flashy colors, they can be too much. They’re like a rooster crowin’ in your ear first thing in the mornin’ – annoying! You want shows with softer colors, colors that are easy on the eyes. Think about the colors you see in nature, the greens of the trees, the blues of the sky, the browns of the earth. Those are the colors that calm you down, make you feel at peace. Shows with those colors, they’re the ones that won’t leave you feelin’ all jittery and wired.

Now, I ain’t saying all fast shows are bad. Sometimes you want a little excitement, a little somethin’ to get your blood pumpin’. But most of the time, you need somethin’ calmer, somethin’ that won’t wear you out. Especially for the young’uns. They need time to just be kids, to play, to dream, to learn without gettin’ all hyped up. And us older folks, well, we just want a little peace and quiet, ain’t that right?

I also heard tell of a show on that Amazon Prime thingy called “Tumble Leaf.” Said it takes young’uns on adventures, but not the crazy kind. The kind where they learn and explore and use their imaginations. That sounds right up my alley. Wish it was on Netflix, though, since that’s what we’re talkin’ about. But hey, if you got that Prime thingy, might be worth checkin’ out. It seems like the kind of show that fits the bill – slow, gentle, and educational.

So, there you have it. My two cents on them non stimulating shows on Netflix. Look for the slow ones, the ones with real stories and real characters, the ones with soft colors. Your brain and your heart will thank you for it. And your kids, well, they might just learn a thing or two, and maybe even calm down for once! Now, go on and find yourself a good show, and for goodness sake, don’t let them city slickers fool ya with all that fast-paced nonsense!

Remember, good shows should have calming storylines and visuals, like a quiet afternoon in the countryside, not a wild rodeo. They should be like a gentle rain, not a thunderstorm. And they definitely shouldn’t make you feel like you need a nap just to recover! So choose wisely, and happy watching!

Tags: [“Netflix”, “Non-stimulating shows”, “Kids TV”, “Calming shows”, “Franklin”, “Slow-paced”, “Educational”, “Children’s programming”, “Family TV”]