Alright, so you wanna find some plus size horror movie costumes, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t always easy finding stuff that fits when you’re, you know, a bit more… substantial. Like me! I ain’t no skinny Minnie, never was, never will be. But that don’t mean we can’t have some fun on Halloween, right?
First off, don’t go thinkin’ you gotta squeeze into somethin’ that don’t fit. That’s just gonna make ya miserable, and who wants to be miserable on Halloween? That’s the night for scarin’ others, not scarin’ yourself with tight clothes! We gotta be comfy, so we can properly enjoy all them candies.
Now, I seen some places, they got these “deluxe” costumes. Deluxe, my foot! They just charge ya extra for a bit more fabric. You gotta be smart about it. Look around, don’t just grab the first thing you see. And don’t be afraid to try things on, even if it looks a little… wild on the hanger.
I heard tell of some “Creepy Twin Sister” costumes. Sounds spooky, right? But twins… that means you gotta find someone else to go with ya. And let me tell ya, finding someone who wants to wear the same thing as you, and who fits in the same size… good luck with that! It’s easier to just be your own scary self, I reckon.
- One time, I saw a fella dressed up like somethin’ from a Rob Zombie movie. Now, that was scary! But them costumes, they can be pricey. And honestly, most folks ain’t gonna know who you are anyway. They’ll just think you’re some kind of weirdo. Which, hey, ain’t necessarily a bad thing on Halloween.
- Then there’s the little ones. They got “Howling Horror” costumes for kids. Cute, I guess, but kids got it easy. They can fit into anything. It’s us grown-ups who gotta struggle. And if you’re a plus size grown-up? Well, honey, you know the drill.
But don’t you worry none. There’s plenty of places sellin’ plus size Halloween costumes now. They finally figured out that not everyone’s built like a stick figure. You just gotta know where to look. Some places got “scary-good deals,” they say. And that’s what we want, ain’t it? A good deal and a good scare.
I heard tell of a place called “Spirit.” They got all sorts of Halloween stuff. Said they got costumes in all shapes and sizes. That sounds promising. And another place, “*,” they got fast delivery and good prices. That’s important, ’cause nobody wants to pay a fortune for somethin’ they’re only gonna wear once a year. And you don’t want it arriving after Halloween, that would be a disaster!.
Now, some folks, they like to dress up as somethin’ fancy, like from them Star Wars or Star Trek movies. But me? I like a good old-fashioned horror movie costume. Somethin’ that’ll make the kids jump and the dogs bark. That’s what Halloween’s all about, right? Scarin’ the bejeebers outta people!
And listen, don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t dress up scary just ’cause you’re a bit bigger. Big girls can be scary too! In fact, I reckon we can be even scarier. More of us to frighten, see? You just gotta find the right costume. Maybe somethin’ like that “Terrifier” fella. He looks pretty darn scary, and I bet they make that costume in bigger sizes. You know, the clown guy with the creepy smile. Yep, that’s a good one.
So, go on out there and find yourself a good plus size horror movie costume. Don’t be shy, don’t be embarrassed, and don’t let anyone tell you what you can and can’t wear. You wanna be scary? You be scary! And most importantly, have fun with it. That’s what really matters, ain’t it? And eat lots of candy! That’s what I’m gonna do. You only live once, might as well enjoy it, even if you look like a fright while you’re at it.
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