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Well, hello there, everyone! Today, we’re gonna yak about somethin’ called “I Lied, I Don’t Have Netflix.” Now, I ain’t got no Netflix myself, never did, never will. Too busy watchin’ the chickens and the cows, ya know? But these young folks, they’re all about this Netflix thing.
So, what’s this “I Lied, I Don’t Have Netflix” all about? From what I gather, it’s like this… some fella, or maybe a gal, tells ya they got Netflix, ya see? And you get all excited, thinkin’ you’re gonna watch some fancy shows, maybe some movie with them cowboys shootin’ and ridin’ horses. But then, BAM! They hit ya with the “I lied!” Ain’t that a kick in the teeth?
It’s like, they trick ya! You’re all ready for a good time, popcorn in hand, maybe even got your favorite blanket, and then they pull the rug right out from under ya. It’s a big ol’ disappointment, I tell ya! Like when you’re expectin’ a juicy tomato from the garden and end up with a puny little thing, all wormy and no good.
Now, from what I hear, this whole thing started on the internet. You know, that place where everyone’s always yappin’ about somethin’ or other. Apparently, some folks started makin’ these picture things, they call ‘em memes. And this Netflix lie thing became one of them. They got this picture of a girl, and she’s pointin’ a gun right at ya! And she’s sayin’, “I lied, I don’t have Netflix!”
- It’s kinda funny, I guess, in a weird sort of way.
- But also kinda mean, if ya ask me.
- Don’t go around promisin’ Netflix if ya ain’t got it, that’s what I say!
People started changin’ that picture, puttin’ in different things. Instead of Netflix, it might be somethin’ else they lied about. Maybe they said they had that… uh… whatchamacallit… that fancy music makin’ machine? Or maybe they said they had some special kinda game you can play on that little box that hooks up to the TV. Who knows what else they’re lyin’ about these days!
It’s like that time ol’ Mr. Johnson said he had a prize-winning pig, and it turned out to be just a regular ol’ pig with a bow on its head. People like to make things sound better than they are, that’s just the way of the world. Always tryin’ to impress, even if it means tellin’ a little fib.
This Netflix meme, it got real popular. Folks are always sharin’ it, makin’ their own versions. It’s like a wildfire, spreadin’ all over the place. You got these young people, they’re always on their phones, lookin’ at these things, laughin’ and whatnot. I don’t get it half the time, but hey, if it makes ’em happy.
And I hear tell that some movies and shows, they go on Netflix, then they leave. Like this “It: Chapter Two” thing. One minute it’s there, the next it’s gone! So maybe these folks ain’t lyin’ after all. Maybe they had Netflix, but the thing you wanted to watch just up and disappeared. That’s a whole ‘nother kind of disappointment, ain’t it?
So, there ya have it. This “I Lied, I Don’t Have Netflix” thing is all about tricks and disappointments. It’s about expectations not bein’ met, and people playin’ little jokes on each other. It’s a funny thing, this internet world. Always somethin’ new poppin’ up, always somethin’ to make ya scratch your head and wonder what in the world is goin’ on.
But one thing’s for sure, I ain’t lyin’ to ya. I really don’t have Netflix. And I reckon I don’t need it neither. Got plenty to keep me busy right here on the farm. But if you got Netflix, well, good for you. Just don’t go around promisin’ it to folks if you ain’t gonna deliver. That’s just plain rude, and your grandma didn’t raise you that way!
And if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to watch, come on over! I got a whole bunch of chickens doin’ their chicken thing, and that’s entertainment enough for me.
Now you be good, ya hear? And don’t be tellin’ no lies about that Netflix, unless you want that meme girl comin’ after ya with her gun!
Tags：Netflix, Meme, I Lied, Internet Culture, Disappointment, Online Jokes, Social Media, Trends, Viral, Entertainment
