Well, howdy there! You wanna watch some movies on that Netflix thingy and have a little fun, huh? Alright, alright, I’ll tell ya all about it. We gonna play some drinkin’ games while we watch, make it a real hootenanny!
First off, you gotta pick your poison. Beer, wine, whatever tickles your fancy. Me, I like a good ol’ glass of sweet tea with a little somethin’ extra in it, if ya catch my drift. Hehe!
Now, Netflix got all sorts of movies, right? We need the kind that got lots of stuff happenin’, stuff we can make rules about. Like, every time someone says a certain word, or someone falls down, or someone kisses someone else… you get the picture. That’s how we gonna play this drinking game, y’see.
- Rule number one: Every time someone says “love” in them mushy movies, take a sip. Them lovey-dovey movies are good for that.
- Rule number two: If someone starts singin’ or dancin’ outta nowhere, take a big gulp! Them musicals, they’ll get ya tipsy real quick!
- Rule number three: If there’s a car chase, you gotta finish your drink before the chase is over. Better drink fast!
Now, some movies are better than others for drinkin’ games. You want somethin’ with lots of action or drama, or maybe one of them silly comedies. Them superhero movies, they’re great for drinkin’ games. Every time someone punches someone, take a drink. Every time someone uses their superpowers, take a shot. You’ll be feelin’ super by the end of it, that’s for sure!
Let’s see… what else? Oh yeah, you gotta have snacks! Can’t be drinkin’ on an empty stomach. Get some chips, some popcorn, maybe some of them little sausages wrapped in dough. You know the ones. Good eatin’ makes for good drinkin’, that’s what I always say.
And don’t forget the company! Drinkin’ games are always more fun with friends. Get a bunch of folks together, y’all can make up your own rules. Maybe every time someone yawns, or every time someone checks their phone. The possibilities are endless, I tell ya!
Now, I ain’t no expert on this Netflix stuff, but I know a good time when I see one. And drinkin’ games with movies, well, that’s just a recipe for a good time. Just remember to drink responsibly, ya hear? Don’t wanna be makin’ a fool of yourself. And definitely don’t be drivin’ after you been drinkin’. That’s just plain foolish.
So there ya have it. That’s how you play drinkin’ games with movies on Netflix, the way I see it. Now go on, get yourself a drink, pick a movie, and have some fun! And remember what I told ya. Drink when somethin’ happens on the screen. That’s all there is to it. Simple as pie!
Oh, and one more thing! If you see a horse in the movie, you gotta yell “HORSE!” and everyone takes a drink. Why? Because horses are funny, that’s why! And because I said so. Now go on, git! Go have yourself a good time. And don’t forget to invite me next time, ya hear?
One last piece of advice. If you’re playing with one of them scary movies, maybe don’t drink every time someone screams. You’ll be drunker than a skunk in ten minutes! Maybe drink when someone trips and falls running from the monster, now that’s funny.
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