Alright, so you wanna know about that Grave Encounters 2 movie, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, it ain’t all sunshine and rainbows like them city folks like.
First off, they say this movie is supposed to be scary, a follow-up to some other movie, Grave Encounters 1, I guess. Scary, they say. I’ve seen scarier things in my own backyard, like that time the neighbor’s dog got into the chicken coop. Now *that* was a fright!
This here movie, it’s about some young fellas, city kids probably, who go lookin’ for trouble in some old shut-down hospital. They call it Collingwood somethin’-somethin’, but it’s really Riverview Hospital up in Canada, see? They heard it was haunted from watchin’ the first movie, which they thought was real. Imagine that, thinkin’ a movie’s real! Kids these days, I tell ya.
- So, this Alex fella, he’s the leader, I guess. He gets his friends all riled up, and they go on a road trip. Road trip! Like they ain’t got nothin’ better to do.
- They go to this creepy hospital, all busted up and spooky. And wouldn’t you know it, things start happenin’. Doors slammin’, weird noises, the whole shebang.
- One of the fellas, Rogerson, he gets all messed up in the head. Some doctor ghost, Dr. Friedkin they call him, makes him do bad things. Real bad things, like killin’ his friend Trevor. Lord have mercy!
Now, some folks say this movie is good, entertaining even. They say it’s outrageous. Outrageous? I’ll tell you what’s outrageous, the price of eggs these days! But that’s another story.
But a lot of them fancy movie critics, the ones who write for them big city newspapers, they didn’t like it much. Said it was boring, a rehash of the first movie, with nothin’ new. Said the characters were boring too. Well, maybe they got a point there. These kids, they ain’t got the sense God gave a goose.
I heard tell there’s some drug use in the movie. Drugs! Nothin’ good ever come from that stuff, I tell ya. Just headaches and heartache.
And language! My oh my, the language in this movie. Swearin’ like sailors, they do. If my grandpappy was still alive, he’d wash their mouths out with soap, that’s for sure.
So, what’s the bottom line? Well, if you ask me, this Grave Encounters 2 movie ain’t nothin’ special. It’s got some spooky moments, I guess, but it ain’t gonna keep you up at night. Not like a good thunderstorm or a coyote howlin’ in the dark.
If you got nothin’ better to do, and you like them horror movies, maybe you’ll enjoy it. But don’t expect too much. It ain’t gonna change your life, that’s for sure. You’d be better off spendin’ your time weedin’ the garden or bakin’ a pie. Now that’s somethin’ worthwhile.
And another thing, these city folks, they make movies about all sorts of things. Haunted hospitals, ghosts, monsters. But they don’t know nothin’ about real life, about workin’ hard and raisin’ a family. They should come out here to the country and see what real life is all about. Maybe then they’d make movies about somethin’ worth watchin’.
Anyways, that’s my two cents on this Grave Encounters 2 movie. Take it or leave it. Just remember, there’s more to life than watchin’ scary movies. Go outside, get some fresh air, and talk to your neighbors. That’s what really matters.
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