Yo, listen up! I got somethin’ to tell ya about them horror movie action figure collection. Them things, they some kinda creepy, but folks, they sure like to collect ’em. Like them little dolls, but all scary and stuff. You seen them movies, right? With the monsters and the killers? Well, they make these little figures of ’em.
Now, some folks, they like to keep these things all locked up, like they’re some kinda treasure. Other folks, they put ’em out on shelves, like in them glass boxes. Me? I dunno. They kinda give me the willies. But hey, whatever floats your boat, right?
- You a fan of them spooky things?
- You like them creepy crawlies?
- Well, then you might like these here horror movie action figures.
I seen some folks, they turn their whole dang house into one of them haunted houses, you know? Specially ’round Halloween time. They put up all these decorations, try to make it all scary. And these horror movie action figures? They fit right in with all that. Make it all more… spooky like.
Some people, they get real creative with it. They make it look like the figures are in a scene from the movie. I seen one where they had that fella with the hockey mask, you know the one, and they made it look like he was in the woods, chasin’ after some teenagers. Wild stuff, I tell ya.
If you’re new to this whole thing, don’t worry, you’ll get the hang of it, or just a old hand, don’t matter. Everyone’s gotta start somewhere, right? These figures, some of ’em are worth a pretty penny, you know? Like, real money. So, folks, they like to show ’em off. They put ’em on these fancy shelves, all lit up and everything.
Now I heard that the best place to put them is in the TV room, I guess that’s where people can see them when they come over. You can watch them scary movies right there with them figures, make it a whole thing, make it double scary if that makes any sense. And you can play games and all that too, if that’s your thing.
These floaty shelves, they’re real popular for this. They’re like shelves, but they ain’t got no… things holdin’ ’em up, you know? They just kinda float there on the wall. Magic, I guess. And they come in all different colors and shapes. You can get ’em to match whatever you got goin’ on in your house.
Some folks, they dedicate a whole room to these horror movie action figures. A whole dang room! Can you imagine? Walkin’ into a room full of them creepy little things. Gives me the shivers just thinkin’ about it. But like I said, to each their own. If that’s what you like, then you do you, I ain’t one to judge no one, you know?
- You can lock them windows.
- You can turn off all the lights.
- But them horror movie action figures, they still gonna be there.
- Watchin’ ya.
Some of these figures, they’re based on real scary stuff, you know? Like, death and ghosts and all that. Not my cup of tea, but some folks, they’re real into it. They like to think about that kinda stuff. Me? I’d rather think about… I dunno, pie. Pie is good.
So, if you’re thinkin’ about startin’ one of these horror movie action figure collection, just remember, it ain’t for everyone. But if you like the spooky stuff, if you like them scary movies, then you might just love it. Just be prepared, ’cause once you start, it’s hard to stop. You’ll be buyin’ ’em left and right, fillin’ up your house with these creepy little things.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about that. You go on and do whatever you want with them figures, just don’t come cryin’ to me when they give you nightmares, you hear? They’re your problem now, not mine.
