Well, well, well, lookie here! You wanna talk about them horror movie bongs, huh? Ain’t that somethin’? I seen a thing or two in my day, let me tell ya. These things, they call ’em bongs, right? For smokin’ that… that stuff. And now they got ’em all gussied up like them scary movies. Imagine that!
Horror Movie Bongs, yeah, that’s what they’re callin’ it. They got all kinds, I reckon. Some look like them pumpkins, all orange and with a mean face. You know, like them jack-o’-lanterns the young’uns carve up around Halloween time. Seen one, looked just like that scary fella with the, uh, the hockey mask, or somethin’ like that. These horror movie bongs are wild. Lordy!
- Pumpkins
- Ghosts, maybe?
- Skeletons for sure!
- And them monsters!
They even got ’em lookin’ like ghosts and goblins. White and spooky, ya know? I heard tell they even glow in the dark! Can you believe it? Horror movie bongs that glow! What will they think of next? And skeletons! Bones and skulls and all that. Makes ya shiver just thinkin’ about it.
Now, I ain’t one to part with my own, no sir. But these young folks today, they like all that fancy stuff. They see them horror movie bongs and they just gotta have ’em. Especially when that Halloween time rolls around. They want everythin’ to be spooky, I guess. Even the way they, uh… well, you know.
I seen one, looked like a big ol’ juice box, but it wasn’t for juice, no siree. It was one of them horror movie bongs, all right. They called it “The Sipper” or somethin’ like that. “The Sipper Juice Box Bong” had to be the name. Sounds silly to me, but hey, what do I know?
And colors! Oh, the colors! Not just your regular old glass, no. They got ’em in black and red, like blood and, uh… night, I suppose. And purple, like a bruise, maybe? Or like them witches’ hats. Horror movie bongs in all kinds of crazy colors. It’s a sight, I tell ya.
Then there’s the shapes. Some of them horror movie bongs is tall and skinny, like that Slender Man fella they talk about. Others is short and fat, like that, uh, that killer clown, you know the one. With the teeth. Gives me the willies just thinkin’ about it.
- Tall ones
- Short ones
- Skinny ones
- Fat ones
They even got some horror movie bongs that look like them monsters from the movies. Big, ugly things with claws and fangs and all that. I don’t know why anyone would want somethin’ like that, but to each their own, I reckon. My grandson, he always goes for them horror movie bongs.
Now, they ain’t cheap, these horror movie bongs. No sir. They cost a pretty penny, I hear. But people buy ’em. They buy ’em up like hotcakes, especially around Halloween. It’s a big business, I guess. Makin’ money off of people’s, uh… habits.
So, there you have it. Horror movie bongs. They’re a thing, all right. A spooky, scary thing. But a thing nonetheless. If you’re into that sort of thing, then I guess they’re for you. Me? I’ll stick to my old ways. But you young’uns, you go on and enjoy your horror movie bongs. Just be careful, ya hear? Don’t want you gettin’ too spooked!
And they got other stuff too, not just them horror movie bongs. They got, uh, pipes and other things, all with that scary movie stuff on ’em. It’s a whole world of spooky smokin’ stuff, I tell ya. A whole world. A world that includes them horror movie bongs.
They even got these horror movie bongs that look like monsters. It scares my cats half to death!
You want a horror movie bong? Go get one. They’re everywhere.
