You see, I heard them young folks talkin’ ’bout these horror movie button up shirts. Sounds silly to me, but hey, whatever floats their boat, right? I reckon they like them scary movies, them ones with the jumpin’ out and the screamin’. Makes my old heart skip a beat just thinkin’ about ’em. But these shirts, they got all them scary things right on ’em. Like them monsters and them spooky houses, maybe some blood splatters too. Why you’d wanna wear that, I don’t rightly know.
But they’re all the rage, I guess. Them kids and their horror movie button up shirts. They come in all sorts, I suppose. Different colors, different monsters. Some of ’em probably glow in the dark, just to scare ya even more. And they wear ’em everywhere, like it’s just a regular thing. To the grocery store, to school, even to church, maybe! Back in my day, we just had plain old shirts. No monsters on ’em, just plain and simple. Button up shirts, plain as day.
- They are button up.
- They have horror movie designs on them.
- They are popular.
Now, these horror movie button up shirts, they ain’t cheap, I bet. Probably cost a pretty penny. All that fancy printin’ and whatnot. And you can get ’em online, they say. Order ’em right from your phone. Imagine that! We used to have to go all the way to town to get a new shirt, and it sure wasn’t no horror movie button up shirt, I can tell ya that much.
They got all sorts of those scary characters on ’em, too. That fella with the long fingernails, the one that comes in your dreams. That scary guy. And that other one with the mask, the one that chases everyone around with that big ol’ knife. And ghosts and goblins and all sorts of creepy crawlies. Why, I wouldn’t be caught dead in one of them horror movie button up shirts. Give me the heebie-jeebies just lookin’ at ’em.
But like I said, the young folks, they love ’em. They wear ’em to them movie theaters, I reckon. Watchin’ them scary movies, wearin’ their horror movie button up shirts. Like a uniform, almost. A whole group of ’em, all dressed up in their scary clothes. A sight to behold, I’m sure.
And they talk about these shirts, too. “Oh, look at my new horror movie button up shirt,” they say. “It’s got that scary clown on it!” Or, “This one’s got that haunted house, the one from that movie we saw last week.” They trade ’em, I bet. Swap ’em back and forth. Like them baseball cards the boys used to collect.
These shirts are unique, so they say. Custom made, not just anybody can have one. You gotta know where to look. It is like a secret club or something, all about these scary movies and the shirts that go with them. These horror movie button up shirts, they are something else. Young people like to put them on and show them off to everybody. I don’t get it, but they sure do like it.
I still don’t get why you’d wanna wear somethin’ like that. But then again, I don’t understand half the things these young folks do these days. Their music, their phones, their horror movie button up shirts. It’s a whole different world, I tell ya. A whole different world.
The world is changing. People like different things now. Like these shirts. I don’t understand it myself. Why would anyone want to wear clothes with scary things on them? It is beyond me. But they do. They really like those horror movie button up shirts. They wear them everywhere. They are like a fashion statement or something. I don’t know. I just don’t know. The world is a strange place.
So, if you see a young person walkin’ around in a shirt with a monster on it, don’t be alarmed. It’s just one of them horror movie button up shirts. And they probably think they look real good in it, too. Each to their own, I always say. Each to their own. Just don’t expect me to be wearin’ one anytime soon. I’ll stick to my plain old shirts, thank you very much.
Well, I reckon that’s all I got to say about them horror movie button up shirts. They’re spooky, they’re popular, and they ain’t for me. But if you like ’em, well, good for you. You do you, as they say. You do you.
