Alright, alright, let’s talk about this “Cedar Lodge Netflix” thing. I ain’t no fancy movie critic, ya hear? Just a plain ol’ person who likes a good story, even if it scares me half to death sometimes.
So, this Cedar Lodge, seems like it’s a movie, or maybe a show, on that Netflix thingamajig. My grandkids are always talkin’ ’bout Netflix. They say it’s got all sorts of things to watch, even scary stuff. This Cedar Lodge, sounds like one of them scary ones.
Now, from what I gather, it’s about some lady and two kids stuck in a cabin. A cabin in the middle of nowhere, mind you. Probably cold and snowy, just the kind of place where bad things happen. They say it’s a “horror” movie. Lord have mercy, I don’t know why folks like bein’ scared, but they do. And this Lodge movie, it seems like it’s real good at scarin’ folks.
- First off, they say it’s got some kinda stepmother in it. Step folks in movies are always trouble, ain’t they?
- Then, there’s this cabin, all alone in the woods. Nothin’ good ever happens in a lonely cabin, let me tell ya.
- And snow! Snow everywhere. Makes it hard to escape, I reckon.
Some folks are sayin’ this movie is real violent. Like, real, real bad. Talkin’ ’bout suicide and such. That ain’t for the faint of heart, that’s for sure. I ain’t seen it myself, mind you, but from what I hear, it’s the kind of movie that’ll keep ya up at night. The kind that makes ya check the locks on your doors twice.
Now, they’re also talkin’ about if you can watch it on Netflix or not. Seems like it depends on where you are. Some folks in Ireland and the UK, they can watch it right on Netflix. Lucky them, I guess, if they like bein’ scared silly. But other places, maybe not so easy. Folks are talkin’ about usin’ somethin’ called a “加速器” to watch it. Sounds complicated to me. I just turn on the TV and hope somethin’ good is on.
Some people, they are sayin’ it ain’t on Netflix at all. Maybe they are talkin’ about a different show, called Cedar Cove? It’s all too confusing for an old woman like me. But I think this Lodge movie, the scary one, that’s the one folks are watchin’ on Netflix.
They say this movie was made in 2019, or maybe 2020. Time flies, don’t it? Hard to keep track of all these newfangled movies. But this Cedar Lodge, it seems to have made a mark. People are still talkin’ about it, still writin’ about it, still gettin’ scared by it. There’s even talk about it bein’ a “Netflix Original”, which I guess means Netflix made it themselves.
And there are different directors and such mentioned, Veronika Franz and Severin Fiala. Big names, I suppose, for those who follow these things. But for me, it’s all about the story. And from what I hear, this story is a spooky one.
So, if you like bein’ scared, and you got that Netflix thingy, maybe you should give this Cedar Lodge a watch. But don’t say I didn’t warn ya. It sounds like the kind of movie that’ll stick with ya, the kind that’ll make ya jump at every little noise. Me? I think I’ll stick to my good ol’ soap operas. At least those only make me cry, they don’t give me nightmares.
But if you are lookin’ for a horror movie and a good scare, seems like this Cedar Lodge on Netflix might be just what you need. Just make sure to leave the lights on, and maybe keep a pillow nearby to hide behind. And don’t go watchin’ it alone, unless you’re brave as a bear, which I surely ain’t.
Cedar Lodge, Netflix, scary movies… it’s all a bit much for an old lady like me. But you young folks, you like that kinda thing. So go ahead, give it a watch, if you dare. Just don’t blame me if you can’t sleep afterwards.
