Alright, let’s talk about them sex movies, the new ones, the HD ones, you know what I’m talkin’ about. Them youngsters these days, they got all this fancy stuff, always watchin’ things on their little phones and whatnots.
I hear tell there’s places you can watch this stuff for free. Free! Can you believe it? Back in my day, you had to, well, never mind what you had to do. But now, they say you just go on this here “internet” thingy and bam, there it is. All sorts of… stuff.
They call it “porn,” I think. Sounds like a funny word, don’t it? Like somethin’ you’d say when you stub your toe. But it ain’t stubbin’ your toe, that’s for sure. It’s… well, it’s people doin’ things. You know… those things.
And they got all different kinds, too. They say some of it’s “4K,” which I guess means it’s real clear, like you’re right there in the room with ‘em. Not that I’d wanna be, mind you. But some folks, they like that sorta thing. They like to watch the… the… the how-do-you-say… the “hot girls” and the “pornstars” doin’ their thing.
- They say there’s all these places, like… “Pornhub” and “xHamster,” sound like names of farm animals, don’t they? But they ain’t got nothin’ to do with animals, let me tell ya.
- And then there’s “Naughty America.” Naughty, huh? Sounds about right. They say they got all sorts of… “sex scenes” on there. In somethin’ called “VR” too. Makes my head spin just thinkin’ about it.
- And somethin’ called “Brazzers.” Don’t ask me what that means. I ain’t got a clue. But they say it’s one of them “top studios” for this kinda stuff.
- And “Reality Kings.” Kings of what, I ask ya? Kings of… well, you get the picture.
They say these places, they got new stuff all the time, “added daily” they say. Always somethin’ new to… to look at, I guess. And it’s all in “HD”, “UHD” so you can see everything. Too much, if you ask me. They say it’s “free of charge,” but I reckon nothin’ is truly free in this world. There’s always a price to pay, one way or another.
And they got all sorts of words for it, too. “Sucking,” “fucking,” “licking.” My goodness, the things they say! Makes a body blush, even an old woman like me. But I guess that’s what folks want these days. They want it all out there, no hidin’ nothin’. They want to see the “hottest” stuff, the most “erotic” stuff.
They even got “full-length scenes” they say, like a whole story, but not the kind of stories I used to read. And they got this “amateur porn” too. I guess that means it ain’t done by them professionals, just regular folks doin’… well, you know. And they say you can even “download” it, keep it on your little phone or whatnot. What in the world would you wanna do that for, I ask ya?
They talk about the “largest adult movie library,” sounds like a real big place, full of all sorts of… well, you know. And they “update with over 25 updates per month,” that’s a lot of… you know… new stuff. They say it’s “World Class Hardcore porn” too, whatever that means. Sounds mighty rough to me. But folks, they seem to like it. They can watch it on their computers, their phones, even them fancy TVs. It’s everywhere you look these days.
And there’s always new stuff comin’ out. “Hottest New porn videos” they say. Seems like they never run out of ideas, these folks. Always somethin’ new to… to film, I guess. It’s a whole different world now, that’s for sure. A world full of… well, a world full of a lot of things I ain’t sure I understand.
So there you have it. That’s what I know about them new HD sex movies. Not that I watch ‘em, mind you. But you hear things, you know? You can’t help but hear things. And sometimes, you just gotta shake your head and wonder what the world is comin’ to.
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