Well, howdy there! Let’s yak about some of them shows on that Netflix thingy. You know, the one where they got all sorts of stuff, some of it makes you blush, some makes you scratch your head.
First off, there’s this show called “Selling Sunset.” It’s about these fancy folks sellin’ fancy houses in Los Angeles. Lord, them houses are somethin’ else. Big as all outdoors, shiny and new. These folks dress up real nice, all dolled up, and go around showin’ these houses. They argue a lot, seems like. Fightin’ over who gets to sell what, who’s sayin’ what about who. I tell ya, it’s a whole lot of drama. Heard they were gonna have a reunion show, where they all get together and talk about it, but seems like they got into such a big ol’ fight, they ain’t doin’ it no more. Can you believe it? Fightin’ so much they can’t even get together to fight about fightin’!
Then there’s this other show, they call it “Netflix Stories: Selling Sunset.” It’s like a game, I guess. You get to be one of them fancy house sellers. You pick out your clothes, give yourself a name, and go around sellin’ them houses. My grandkid plays it. Seems like a whole lotta fuss over nothin’ if you ask me, but they like it.
Now, hold on to your hats, ‘cause some of this stuff gets a little…spicy. They got movies on there, and some of ‘em…well, they show things you don’t normally see. Like this one movie, “In The Realm of The Senses.” It’s from Japan, and boy oh boy, it’s somethin’ else. Folks say it’s real controversial, and I can see why. Lots of…stuff…goin’ on in that one. Then there’s this Indian movie called “Gandu” on Netflix. Folks are sayin’ it’s pretty wild too. Heard it’s real explicit. Makes me wonder what them folks are thinkin’ puttin’ that stuff out there for everyone to see.
There’s another one called “Little Ashes,” about these two fellas in Spain, long time ago. One’s a painter, one’s a poet. They get real close, if you know what I mean. It’s all about love and art and such, but it ain’t the kind of love story I’m used to. Then there’s this horror movie called “Antichrist.” Now, that one’s a whole different kind of scary. It’s about a couple who’s grievin’, and they go off to a cabin in the woods. But it ain’t just spooky ghosts and goblins, it’s got some…intimate…scenes in it too. Real intimate. The kind that make you wanna cover your eyes and say “Lord have mercy!”
And wouldn’t you know it, there’s even a movie called “The Brown Bunny” with a real…um… “blow job” scene in it. Folks talkin’ about it all over. Seems like they don’t leave nothin’ to the imagination these days. I tell ya, back in my day, you didn’t see nothin’ like that on the picture show. You’d be lucky to see a kiss!
Now, some folks are always wonderin’ if these scenes are real or not. Like in that “365 Days” movie. People say them scenes look real real, you know? But who knows for sure? They got all kinds of tricks they can do in movies these days. They use all sorts of things in movies, even stuff you wouldn’t think of. Lots of costumes, and things they use to make them…scenes…look real. It’s a whole different world, I tell ya.
So, there you have it. A whole bunch of shows and movies on that Netflix thing. Some are about fancy houses, some are about love, some are scary, and some are…well, you get the picture. Makes you wonder what they’ll come up with next. And if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ steamy, well, Netflix got plenty of that too. Just be careful what you click on, you might get more than you bargained for!
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about that there Netflix. It’s a wild world out there, and seems like they puttin’ it all on that little screen for everyone to see. Makes an old lady like me blush sometimes, but I guess that’s just the way things are these days.
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